Downturn - they lose their job
Recession - you lose your job
Depression - I lose my job
"Are you going to put this little tree up yourself sir?", to which my dad answers, "No I'm not you filthy animal! I'm going to put it in the living room!!"
because it's gross!
But 99% of people don't get it.
It’s called the eggplant
Asstronomy
They had a custardy battle.
Mostly due to inflation.
They’re a big fan of gross domestic products.
Big Banks Theory
But they're in high demand
For example: I ~want~ abs but I ~need~ tacos.
That’s the start of the grate depression
"Dowism."
http://imgur.com/u7ukdi6
And I tell them because if it doesn't make sense it doesn't makes dollars
I said, “Are you having a financial cry, sis?”
Dad - I'm glad Euclid that up for me.
In my high school Econ we were talking about the 70s
Teacher: In the seventies there was high unemployment accompanied by high inflation. Does anyone know what this period is called?
Me: Economics
Teacher: sigh
I guess you could say it was a Laissez-Faire
In Oregon (US) every gas station has attendants to pump your gas, and you're not allowed to pump it yourself. When my friend found this out she said "Did you know it's illegal to pump your own gas in Oregon" to which I replied "I guess they're just trying to fuel the economy"
[from NPR-- this sub doesn't allow link posts]
The annual turkey pardon is a silly tradition, and President Obama knows it. On Wednesday, before pardoning turkeys named Tater and Tot, Obama summed up his feelings about this particular duty.
"It is my great privilege — well, it's my privilege — actually, let's just say it's my job to grant them clemency this afternoon," Obama said.
Not in attendance for the president's final turkey pardoning ceremony were first daughters Sasha and Malia Obama, who gamely laughed alongside their father last year. So instead, the president's nephews Austin and Aaron Robinson stood by for what Obama called his "corny-copia of dad jokes about turkeys."
And thus began a pun-fest for the ages. Here's a list of President Obama's groaners from this year's pardoning ceremony:
"Actually [Sasha and Malia] just couldn't take my jokes anymore. They were fed up."
"What I haven't told them yet is we are going to do this every year from now on. No cameras, just us, every year. No way I'm cutting this habit cold turkey."
"Tater is here in a backup role just in case Tot can't fulfill his duties. So he's sort of like the vice turkey. We're working on getting him a pair of aviator glasses."
"I want to take a moment to recognize the brave turkeys who weren't so lucky. Who didn't get to ride the gravy train to freedom. Who met their fate with courage and sacrifice and proved that they weren't chicken."
[After touting positive economic indicators and the low uninsured rate] "That's worth gobbling about."
"We should also make sure everyone has something to eat on Thanksgiving. Of course, except the turkeys, because they're already stuffed."
"When somebody at your table tells you that you've been hogging all of the side dishes, you can't have any more, I hope that you respond with a creed that sums up the spirit of a hungry people: 'Yes, we cran.' "
"Look, I know there are some bad ones in here, but this is the last time I'm doing this, so we're not leaving any room for leftovers."
"And now from the Rose Garden, Tater and Tot will go to their new home at Virginia Tech, which is admittedly a bit hokey." (The Hokies are the Virginia Tech mascot.)
"And so let's get on with the pardoning. Because it's Wednesday afternoon and everyone knows that Thanksgiving traffic can put people in a foul mood."
[from NPR -- http://www.npr.org/2016/11/23/503178220/president-obamas-2016-turkey-pardon-dad-jokes-the-definitive-list?utm_source=facebook.com
... keep reading on reddit ➡It’s textbook Economics.
I am a teacher, I teach history first semester and economics second semester.
One student was upset about having so many graphs to understand and learn how to use.
St: I'm ok with memorizing everything about history, I'm ok figuring out how wars started and ended, but graphs...
Me: graphs is where you draw the line huh?
A five on the sighsmograph. Beautiful!
Edit: spelling
It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway.
EDIT: Credit to my Economics teacher
The course is called Mike Rowe Economics.
I had to create a fake business idea for a highschool economics class and I'm looking for a funny name to catch people's attention
Top down economic stimulation.
It was a real economic co-lapse
But 99% of you won't get it
Economic downturn - they lose their job.
Recession - you lose your job.
Depression - I lose my ob.
...but 99% of you will never get it.
It’s textbook Economics.
It’s textbook Economics.
It’s textbook Economics.
