I bet the earth is an intelligent mother.
After all, she has a bright sun.
A child was bored out of his mind. His mother told him that they are going to the laundry mat and the child said "that is the most boring place on earth."
Then the mother said, "Come on, it will be loads of fun."
What was the biggest gender reveal of all time?
When Japan found out the U.S.A had a Little Boy.
Little Johnny returns from the supermarket with his mother...
While his mum is putting away the groceries she sees that little johnny has taken a box of animal biscuits and spread them all over the kitchen table. His mother asks "What on earth are you doing Johnny?"
Johnny replies "The box says that you shouldn't eat them if the seal is broken, I am looking for the broken seal."
A dishevelled Nunn walks into a nunnery
Mother superior confronts her and says "what on earth happened to you? You look like you've gone through a hedge backwards"
The Nunn responds "I know I've got a bad habit"
