I remember it like yesterday.
... can we just call it e-mail?
It was easily disarmed.
Flatman and Ribbon
i was getting off an airplane, and i passed a little boy who was saying "bye, plane!". i, remembering a dadjoke i saw here, said "no, this isn't a biplane" The kid's dad immediately gave me a condescending look and said "you can't tell it's sexual preference based just on how it looks."
The biologist is so amazed at the marine life that they walk into the ocean never to be seen again.
The physicist is so amazed by fluid dynamics that they walk into the ocean, never to be seen again.
The chemist looks at the ocean, picks up a stick and writes a simple observation in the sand. "Biologists and physicists are soluble in water."
With better arrow dynamics.
If you go to New York and punch the Empire State Building, then according to Newton's third law of dynamics...
The Empire strikes back
