A list of puns related to "Dulles"
They were not a-ppealing.
Because it's pointless.
But Iβm afraid it ainβt gonna cut it.
He was quite a bore
He had an ax to grind.
I only tell edgy jokes.
A pointless weapon
It was turned down, he just couldn't make the cut.
Itβs actually a screwdriver
It can turn a stick in the mud into a fun guy or fun gal!
A dull evening.
Itβs pointless
What a dull name for a drilling company. Why didnβt Musk partner up with the founder of Microsoft and call it βElon-Gates Tunnelsβ?
There's no point
I think she's in-to-resting.
Nobody ever gets their point.
I just donβt see the point in it.
I donβt see their point, and they just donβt cut it.
Sadly they weren't cutting it
I told her the scissors just werenβt cutting it.
Germany. They're kinder.
What in tarnation?
It doesn't seem to have a point.
But, none of them make the cut.
Itβs very dull at the beginning.
Though I don't really see the point.
..is not boring.
Which to be honest I think is a pretty mean way to refer to our city council, however dull they may be.
There's never a dull moment with them
He worked it out with a pencil
Son: Why?
Dad: Because is the the menβs room. We go in the menβs room.
Son: Why?
Dad: Because weβre men.
Son: Why?
Dad: Thatβs correct
I lost the point
I mist.
My old one is dull and just isnt cutting it
I recall from my youth, a time of great adventure. My friends and I on safari hunting the Great North-American Man-Eating Female Butt-Ox.
The hunt was difficult and expensive. Once one has been identified as an acceptable specimen you need to slow its wits and dull its decision making process. This is best accomplished with loud music, flashing lights and alcohol. But even then the hunt can be foiled by rushing in to early. If you're successful, you then need to separate it from the pack. This is the trickiest bit as less than ideal pack members will often fight ruthlessly to "protect" your target.
But even the most successful outings are not without risk. On several occasions I found myself entangled in a wrestling match for hours. But there lies the fruit of the hunt...
I've got to admit, it is a little dull.
There's just no point.
Rachel 2.0 from Blade Runner 2049 was discarded the moment she became too dull
Disposable Blade
I hate van-dull-ism
There once was a man who had a job driving a passenger train between two large towns. It could be a very dull job to some, but as the old saying goes, one man's trash is another's gold; he wanted to be a railroad man since he was a boy.
He was a wiz behind the controls of the train, and commanded the 15 car vehicle effortlessly as if he had been born to do the job. He prided himself on the fact that he could bend the rules and speed through curves and grades that made other motormen shiver and back off.
One day however, he wasn't so lucky and came round a bend too fast and derailed his train. He backed off the throttle and braked as much as he could, managing to only have one fatality out of 500 passengers on his train.
Months later there was a trial and he was found guilty of manslaughter in the highest degree, a capital offence in that land, and sentenced to die by electric chair. Punishment came swift, unlike most places, and 3 days after sentencing the former railroader was asked for his last meal.
"I'll have a banana," "Just a single banana?" said the perplexed guard. "The warden will grant you a feast and all you want is that?"
"Just a single banana." he said.
After he downed the fruit, he was strapped into the electric chair an hour later.... The warden hit the switch, lights flickered, and the crackle of electricity could be heard for over a minute...
...but our train jockey instead rose from the chair looking more like he got a stiff massage, rather than be put to death! Well in that nation, the law of the land states that if a man somehow survives being put to death, they must be set free...
...And so it came to pass that our engineer was let go...
And for whatever reason, he got his job back!
So he was back railroading again doing the job that he loved. You'd think he'd have been more cautious with this second chance he'd been given, but you'd also be wrong. Speedy Gonzales with a train license decided to gun his locomotive to hard and send it off the tracks again!
Of course, this time he was tried for the same crime, but at a different time (his was a fair commonwealth and double indemnity was simply unheard of!) So fair was their nation, that the jury came up with the same judgement and punishment. So three days later, when asked for his last meal, the engineer simply said "I'll have 2 bananas..."
Not less than 60 minutes after consuming the last morsel was he strapped into the chair and the switch thrown... And....
NOTHING.
... keep reading on reddit β‘It's pointless.
Because it's pointless.
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