There is a new computer virus going around dubbed the Miley Virus

Computers that get infected stop twerking.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tomwalls3
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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?

Bubble 07

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Life_Uh_Finds_A_Wah
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Went to a Dub night.

Bit weird, to be honest. Everyone was talking in foreign languages and their lips didn't match what their voices were saying.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vbloke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21 2020
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A close shave with death
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jnr_jinx
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A new study is showing surprising advances in primate evolution: Dr. Thomas Ink, a researcher in southern Africa has found certain groups of apes 'brewing' alcohol by leaving old fruit to stand in water pools then drinking from it and becoming inebriated.

Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pparten
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Every time I visit my friend, he insists that we only listen to electronic dance music.

He wouldn’t techno for an answer.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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A swearing clown was recently knighted.

He has been dubbed, Sir Cuss.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrGengisSean
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Request! Help me come up with cheesy pun using words "quetzal" or "monkey"?

I am making cheesy valentine-like cards for my fellow Adventure Monkeys--a name that was dubbed to the group I did humanitarian aid work with in Guatemala. For our last meeting tomorrow, I want to bring cheesy valentine-like cards, but I'm having trouble coming up with a silly pun. I'd like to use the words Quetzal (national bird of Guatemala) or Monkey (for our group) if possible.

Any ideas? I need your brilliant pun minds!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alliegatorrr
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Man dad-joked newspaper

Source - Pic Abridged version:

A man who dubbed himself Britain's biggest idiot after losing his wife after tattooing a comedy penis on his own leg is hoping to win back her heart by having it lasered off.

Hapless Stuart, 34, of Southsea, Hants, inked the six-and-a-half inch member on his left thigh, so the end pokes out of his boxer shorts.

"After I did it, my wife woke up in the morning screaming, because there was this massive penis poking out of the duvet. And the tattoo on my leg.

"It caused no end of rows, and she's now kicked me out of home. I deserve it, I suppose."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Retro21
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Got my SO while talking about the new Call of Duty.

Him: "Someone on Reddit dubbed it 'Call of Duty: Kevin Spacey Edition.'"

Me: "Why not just call it 'House of CODs' ?"

The look he gave me was one of both shame and awe.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/haferflocken
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My father thought he was hilarious...

It is tradition in my family that the first born male be nicknamed Billy until they have a kid. In which case he will then be dubbed "Bill" forever. My dad decided to make my middle name Lee...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wpage1992
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