The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
The clerk tossed me a pillow and said I could place it on any stool.
“Sir! What kind of a duck do you think I am?!”
He asks the clerk for some lip ointment.
Clerk " certainly sir, will that be cash or credit"
The duck says "put it on my bill"
From blast from the past, Christopher Walken
I have these red spots showing up on my arms and I can’t choose between calamine lotion or Aloe Vera.
I don’t want to make any rash decisions
the main guy wears a Donald duck costume. I really don't like to go to the store though because my mom always said that one shouldn't take drugs from a quack.
I just can't seem to find any.
I told the clerk I’d like to try some of their finest beers and that I’d put enema order soon
I'll never do that again, cause the dealer laced them with something.
He said "Do I get any money off for having this big stick?"
I said "No sir, we don't offer staff discount".
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What do you call drugs in a saucepan? Pot.
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What do you call drugs stored inside the back of your pants? Crack.
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What do you call drugs stored in a car battery? Acid
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What do you call drugs found between 2 slabs of concrete? Crack
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What do you call drugs in a junked up or hoarded room? Meth
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What is it called when you have all the drugs you could want? Ecstacy
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What do you call someone using drugs in the top part of a house? A drug attic
So I went to the drug store and bought him the best Axe Scent money can buy!
I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined because I am a person with high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla at your nearest drug and convenience store. Act now and save 1.50 off your next purchase.
He says to the clerk, "do you have any cough syrup? I'm a little horse."
