Drug Dealers Puns

A list of puns related to "Drug Dealers"

What do you call a vigilante who only kills low-level drug dealers?

A weed whacker.

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👤︎ u/ivanthemute
📅︎ Mar 19 2022
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Why are plumbers the worst drug dealers?

They are always showing their crack.

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👤︎ u/Noblegamer789
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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Drug dealers these days...
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👤︎ u/FlashG1080
📅︎ Apr 29 2020
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Two drug dealers decided to sell marijuana together.

It was a joint operation.

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👤︎ u/flameoguy
📅︎ Nov 06 2014
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What is a drug dealer's favourite sport?

Cro-caine.

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz
📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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In movies laundromats are fronts for gangs and drug dealers because they launder money.
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👤︎ u/upitnow22
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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Two drug dealers are laundering money into the bank. Where is it going?

A joint account.

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👤︎ u/Clbull
📅︎ Apr 27 2018
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I bought a pair of shoes off a drug dealer, dunno what he's laced them with,

but I've been trippin all day.

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👤︎ u/tbonesteakbigone
📅︎ Jun 17 2022
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What would Matthew Mcconaughey sell if he were a drug dealer?

All white, all white, all white

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👤︎ u/gorillafella3
📅︎ Jun 23 2022
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I went to my drug dealer who's a duck and asked him what he had for sale.

He said, "quack".

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👤︎ u/sdog_soahc
📅︎ May 17 2022
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Bought some shoes from the drug dealer

Not sure what they were laced with but I’ve been tripping all day

(first post here guys, go easy)

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👤︎ u/zbady20
📅︎ Jan 18 2022
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Who was the greatest drug dealer of all time?

Medusa. She'd have you stoned in no time.

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👤︎ u/VAOkie
📅︎ Feb 08 2022
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What's something a drug dealer would never ask?

"Is Pepsi okay?"

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👤︎ u/baronradd
📅︎ Feb 24 2021
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Being a drug dealer isn't easy

But the job has its percs

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👤︎ u/teoferrazzi
📅︎ Nov 11 2021
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The local drug dealer in town started dressing as a Jehovah’s Witness so as not to arouse suspicion.

He was arrested when cops saw people actually letting him in.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 03 2018
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I bought a pair of shoes from my local drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/StephenGTS125
📅︎ May 24 2022
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I bought some new shoes from a drug dealer

I'm not sure how he laced them, but I've been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/privlko
📅︎ Jun 16 2022
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I bought some sneakers off a drug dealer.

I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/_AttilaTheNun_
📅︎ May 03 2022
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I bought a pair of shoes off a drug dealer, dunno what he’s laced them with

but they keep falling off when I walk

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👤︎ u/BestVarithOCE
📅︎ Jun 17 2022
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don’t know what they were laced with but I was tripping all day

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👤︎ u/Blehssyou
📅︎ Jun 07 2022
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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them with but they had me trippin all day

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👤︎ u/jcrane05
📅︎ Apr 03 2022
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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day

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👤︎ u/Feellikedancing
📅︎ Apr 04 2022
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I bought some shoes off a drug dealer. No idea what he laced them with,

but I've been tripping for days!

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👤︎ u/Missy_Bruce
📅︎ Apr 09 2022
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday

I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/Ok_Fun_1974
📅︎ Mar 12 2022
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So I bought some shoes from a drug dealer....

I don't know what he laced them with.... But I was tripping all day!

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👤︎ u/rayryeng
📅︎ Feb 15 2022
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I just bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer

I don't know what they're laced with, but I've been trippin all day!

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👤︎ u/dacoobobswife2
📅︎ Apr 21 2022
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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer this morning.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/Mediocre_Metal_7174
📅︎ Dec 29 2021
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Yesterday, I purchased some boots off a drug dealer…

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day!

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👤︎ u/shawncleave
📅︎ Jan 01 2022
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/john_teets
📅︎ Nov 12 2021
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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer

I don’t know what they were laced with but I have been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/Jetavator
📅︎ Jan 04 2022
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I  don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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👤︎ u/waspiflab666
📅︎ Nov 20 2021
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So a guy bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced them with but he was tripping all day

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👤︎ u/AidenRayYT5788
📅︎ Sep 27 2021
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I bought these shoes off a drug dealer

Dunno what they're laced with but I've been tripping for days.

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👤︎ u/harpokuntish
📅︎ Jan 13 2022
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Never buy sneakers off a drug dealer...

I don't know what they're laced with but I've been tripping all day!

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👤︎ u/TeaVinylGod
📅︎ Dec 06 2021
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I Bought Some Shoes From a Drug Dealer

I’m not sure what they were laced with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/AstrosAtoZ
📅︎ Aug 25 2021
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today.

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/ttdave1
📅︎ Apr 06 2021
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer once

Huge mistake. I don’t know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day

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👤︎ u/SnippityPippity
📅︎ Jul 30 2021
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So I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day!

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👤︎ u/TheBDawson01
📅︎ May 29 2021
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I recently bought shoes from a drug dealer

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day

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👤︎ u/Most-Stomach4240
📅︎ Jul 01 2021
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Recently bought a pair of shoes from my local drug dealer...

Don’t know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day...

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👤︎ u/albasolo
📅︎ Apr 08 2021
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...

Don't know what they were laced with, but I was tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/VAOkie
📅︎ Feb 08 2021
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A drug dealer just sold me some shoes….

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/Illustrious_Ad4691
📅︎ Jun 15 2021
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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👤︎ u/blainemoore
📅︎ Jun 30 2021
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So I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

He wasn't too sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day

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👤︎ u/Bored__Bug22
📅︎ Jul 18 2021
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/bob9109
📅︎ May 28 2021
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Never buy shoes from a drug dealer...

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/Neat_Cockroach_875
📅︎ Feb 24 2021
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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👤︎ u/jtru86
📅︎ Feb 12 2021
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...

Don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day

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👤︎ u/mr_rafikki
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer the other day. I don’t know what he laced them with but, I’ve been tripping all day....
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👤︎ u/ArtOfPuns
📅︎ Mar 08 2021
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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.

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👤︎ u/anvesh_parab
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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I bought some new shoes from my drug dealer today...

I have no idea what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

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👤︎ u/Space_Eaglez
📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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I bought some shoes from my drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day!

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👤︎ u/Dreadgrave
📅︎ Apr 26 2021
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