What do you call a vigilante who only kills low-level drug dealers?
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︎ Mar 19 2022
Why are plumbers the worst drug dealers?
They are always showing their crack.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Drug dealers these days...
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Two drug dealers decided to sell marijuana together.
It was a joint operation.
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︎ Nov 06 2014
What is a drug dealer's favourite sport?
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︎ Sep 04 2019
In movies laundromats are fronts for gangs and drug dealers because they launder money.
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︎ Feb 10 2019
Two drug dealers are laundering money into the bank. Where is it going?
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︎ Apr 27 2018
I bought a pair of shoes off a drug dealer, dunno what he's laced them with,
but I've been trippin all day.
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︎ Jun 17 2022
What would Matthew Mcconaughey sell if he were a drug dealer?
All white, all white, all white
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︎ Jun 23 2022
I went to my drug dealer who's a duck and asked him what he had for sale.
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︎ May 17 2022
Bought some shoes from the drug dealer
Not sure what they were laced with but Iβve been tripping all day
(first post here guys, go easy)
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︎ Jan 18 2022
Who was the greatest drug dealer of all time?
Medusa. She'd have you stoned in no time.
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︎ Feb 08 2022
What's something a drug dealer would never ask?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Being a drug dealer isn't easy
But the job has its percs
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︎ Nov 11 2021
The local drug dealer in town started dressing as a Jehovahβs Witness so as not to arouse suspicion.
He was arrested when cops saw people actually letting him in.
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︎ Sep 03 2018
I bought a pair of shoes from my local drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
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︎ May 24 2022
I bought some new shoes from a drug dealer
I'm not sure how he laced them, but I've been tripping all day.
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︎ Jun 16 2022
I bought some sneakers off a drug dealer.
I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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︎ May 03 2022
I bought a pair of shoes off a drug dealer, dunno what heβs laced them with
but they keep falling off when I walk
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︎ Jun 17 2022
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer
I donβt know what they were laced with but I was tripping all day
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︎ Jun 07 2022
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.
I donβt know what he laced them with but they had me trippin all day
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︎ Apr 03 2022
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer
I donβt know what he laced them with but Iβve been tripping all day
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︎ Apr 04 2022
I bought some shoes off a drug dealer. No idea what he laced them with,
but I've been tripping for days!
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︎ Apr 09 2022
I bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday
I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.
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︎ Mar 12 2022
So I bought some shoes from a drug dealer....
I don't know what he laced them with.... But I was tripping all day!
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︎ Feb 15 2022
I just bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer
I don't know what they're laced with, but I've been trippin all day!
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︎ Apr 21 2022
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer this morning.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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︎ Dec 29 2021
Yesterday, I purchased some boots off a drug dealerβ¦
I donβt know what he laced them with, but Iβve been tripping all day!
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︎ Jan 01 2022
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...
I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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︎ Nov 12 2021
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer
I donβt know what they were laced with but I have been tripping all day.
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︎ Jan 04 2022
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer
I Β donβt know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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︎ Nov 20 2021
So a guy bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer
I donβt know what he laced them with but he was tripping all day
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︎ Sep 27 2021
I bought these shoes off a drug dealer
Dunno what they're laced with but I've been tripping for days.
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︎ Jan 13 2022
Never buy sneakers off a drug dealer...
I don't know what they're laced with but I've been tripping all day!
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︎ Dec 06 2021
I Bought Some Shoes From a Drug Dealer
Iβm not sure what they were laced with, but Iβve been tripping all day.
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︎ Aug 25 2021
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
I bought shoes from a drug dealer once
Huge mistake. I donβt know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day
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︎ Jul 30 2021
So I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...
I donβt know what he laced them with, but Iβve been tripping all day!
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︎ May 29 2021
I recently bought shoes from a drug dealer
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day
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︎ Jul 01 2021
Recently bought a pair of shoes from my local drug dealer...
Donβt know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day...
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︎ Apr 08 2021
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...
Don't know what they were laced with, but I was tripping all day.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
A drug dealer just sold me some shoesβ¦.
I donβt know what he laced them with, but Iβve been tripping all day.
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︎ Jun 15 2021
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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︎ Jun 30 2021
So I bought some shoes from a drug dealer
He wasn't too sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day
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︎ Jul 18 2021
I bought shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
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︎ May 28 2021
Never buy shoes from a drug dealer...
I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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︎ Feb 12 2021
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...
Donβt know what he laced them with, but Iβve been tripping all day
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︎ Oct 11 2020
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer the other day. I donβt know what he laced them with but, Iβve been tripping all day....
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︎ Mar 08 2021
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
I bought some new shoes from my drug dealer today...
I have no idea what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I bought some shoes from my drug dealer
I donβt know what he laced them with but Iβve been tripping all day!
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