Drug Cartel Puns

A list of puns related to "Drug Cartel"

Drug cartels have been turning to toilet paper instead of narcotics for profits.

I guess you can say the crack has been wiped out clean

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Apr 01 2020
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I hear Cancun is getting to be a really dangerous because of drug cartels.

I guess you could say they're resorting to violence.

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👤︎ u/murishani047
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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Uncle was visiting

(Note: posto in bengali means poppy seed)

Uncle: what do you call a place that sells posto

Me: idk drug cartel lol

Uncle: no...postoffice suppresses chuckles

sigh

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👤︎ u/whizzing-wombat
📅︎ Feb 25 2015
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