Drug cartel Puns

No really, what do you name her??? I'm adopting one and turning to this community for pure gold names.

Edit: this is a girl dog (but keep all the comedy coming)

Edit Edit: she is actually being rescued from a Mexican drug cartel if that adds to the comedic flare (I can't make this stuff up)

I guess you can say the crack has been wiped out clean

I guess you could say they're resorting to violence.

(Note: posto in bengali means poppy seed)

Uncle: what do you call a place that sells posto

Me: idk drug cartel lol

Uncle: no...postoffice suppresses chuckles

sigh