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A list of puns related to "Drop In"

I hear the population drop in China is due to a lot of elderly people dying.

Also youth in Asia.

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👤︎ u/EcstaticPotato6853
📅︎ Jan 23 2023
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If I drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.

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👤︎ u/oeco123
📅︎ Nov 24 2022
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What happens if you drop out of the Honors grad course in Chemistry?

You become a Precipitate.

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👤︎ u/SeeHawk999
📅︎ Jan 09 2023
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In light of Apple crippling AirDrop for Chinese citizens, I asked a friend what it was like living in China now.

"I can't complain", he replied.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Dec 08 2022
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How do you tell the gender of an ant? You drop it in water:

If it floats, it’s boy ant.

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👤︎ u/GT_Knight
📅︎ Sep 25 2022
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Why did the social media addict drop 2 letters in the letter box?

Because the reposts have a better reach.

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👤︎ u/prams628
📅︎ Apr 12 2022
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What Happens when you drop Indiana Jones in a lake?

Harrison Ford

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👤︎ u/Megaman_90
📅︎ Dec 26 2021
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If you were to accidentally drop your waffle at the beach, it would most likely happen in...

...San Diego.

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👤︎ u/ThroneDiscs
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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Donald Trump should drop the ball in Times Square on New Years Eve

He certainly has plenty of experience

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👤︎ u/DigThisMyBrother
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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What happens when you drop a red hat in a blue ocean?

It gets wet

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👤︎ u/WiiSexDolphin
📅︎ May 01 2020
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I was carrying a bowl of chili from the kitchen and my dog ran in and caused me to drop the entire bowl on top of him, covering him in chili.

Now he’s a chili dog.

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👤︎ u/superbrooke
📅︎ May 25 2020
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An old man was telling his friend about his new hearing aid, "the greatest in the world!" "You can hear a pin drop."

Friend: Wow! What kind is it?

Old man: quarter past 2.

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👤︎ u/notagoodspelller
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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I saw a guy drop his scrabble letters in a road

I asked him "whats the word on the street?"

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👤︎ u/jimmyboii_
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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People that drop watches in toilets

Have shitty time

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👤︎ u/Kittygrl108
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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Dad: so at the ball drop we all have to put our left leg in the air

Me: why

Dad: so we can start the new year on the right foot!

Me: why are you the way that you are

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👤︎ u/JonisJive
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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You are on a horse galloping at a constant speed. On your right side, is a sharp drop off and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse, but your horse is unable to overtake it.

Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Get off the merry-go-round!

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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My dad was somehow prepared to drop this once in a lifetime line...

The circumstances for this joke were so specific I don't think it will ever be repeated.

Yesterday morning I stopped by my parent's house and my mom had just made coffee. She buys "raw unfiltered honey" from a local farmers market to sweeten the coffee. First she handed my dad his cup, then she was about to put a spoonful of honey in mine when she stopped and said "there's something in this honey!"

I looked at it and it was literally a bee's hairy little leg. I looked in the jar and found one more. I said "its no big deal, im sure its fine", then I picked out the legs. Just then my dad takes a big sip and makes an "Ahhh" sound like he's satisfied. He then holds up the cup and smiles at us like he's in a 1950's Folgers commercial and says "This coffee is the BEE'S KNEES!"

It was epic.

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👤︎ u/robinson217
📅︎ Feb 26 2014
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I, a feudal lord, have a piper so excellent his rivals drop their instruments in terror

He's my fief's fife foe fumbler

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👤︎ u/jabonko
📅︎ Mar 09 2016
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What does someone get when they drop their watch in a toilet

A shitty time

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👤︎ u/Birchtreeboi
📅︎ Apr 15 2019
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You ever drop a real big fart, and it makes all of the people in your vicinity laugh really hard?

That's a great scents of humor.

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👤︎ u/dizzybuzz
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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When you drop a lightbulb in the trash can . . .

It’s in-can-descent

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Oct 13 2019
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If you drop your watch in the toilet,

you’re going to have a crappy time.

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👤︎ u/olympic_gem
📅︎ Jun 21 2018
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My mother-in-law asked me to drop her to church and I did it.

We were in an airplane.

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👤︎ u/tyyppi_00
📅︎ Jun 21 2019
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What will happen if you drop a kitchen in the ocean?

It will sink.

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👤︎ u/Pdonkey
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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If anyone has a tip on how to fix broken hinges,just drop on in.

My door is always open.

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👤︎ u/Mudpucket1969
📅︎ Jul 04 2018
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What do you do when you drop your gum in the toilet?

You pick it up and shake the crap out of it

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👤︎ u/Xplicit_kaos
📅︎ Aug 24 2017
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What do you call a drop in online bowling players?

An Ebola crisis

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👤︎ u/okatjapanese
📅︎ Apr 14 2018
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Work in CS, some old man drop this one in a call.

What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for christmas??

Il never part with it.

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👤︎ u/beantorres
📅︎ Jul 05 2014
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Drop my keys in the kitchen just as my sister walks in.

"Alright, let's keep this low-key and say this never happened."

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👤︎ u/ReleaseTehKraken
📅︎ Feb 10 2014
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How do you tell the sex of an ant? You drop it in water. It sinks: girl ant. It floats:...

Boy ant

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👤︎ u/plap12
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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How to tell the sex of an ant. Drop it in water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats....

Buoyant.

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👤︎ u/Loidz45
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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Drop an ant in water to figure out its gender.

If it sinks: girl ant

If it floats: boy ant

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👤︎ u/akerue
📅︎ Jul 02 2015
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If you drop your waffle on the beach in San Diego...

You have a sandy eggo in San Diego.

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👤︎ u/armyjackson
📅︎ Nov 10 2014
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If you're in SoCal dont drop your toaster waffle on the beach...

Or you'll have a sandy Eggo in San Diego

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👤︎ u/johnnychr0n
📅︎ Mar 07 2017
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