A list of puns related to "Drive By"
Speak now or forever hold your pee
I said no, it's okay I have Contacts
He said "I don't give a damn who you think you know"
In unison dead pan my wife and mother: βall of themβ
Doesnβt he know cow tipping is illegal?
A fruit roll up.
Me: SEAHORSE!!!
kids: what? Where?
I point to the horse in the field: see? Horse!
Drives by cemetery Dad: "You see that?" points to cemetery Everyone:" What?" Dad: "They had to put up a barb wire fence because everyone was dying to get in!"
"I don't know"
"All of them"
"I'm telling r/dadjokes"
A fellow group leader and I were speed copying names of our girls' parents to make the check out process easier later in the day. I told her "You're behind! You need to catch up!" A random dad walking by simply remarked "AND mustard!" and continued on. It took me a second, but I laughed hysterically.
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I was in Kroger when a guy and his young daughter walked past me towards the ice cream aisle. His daughter was suggesting they get some orange sherbet, and I could barely hear him mutter, "Sure, Bert." Absolutely made my day.
...I turn to my wife and ask, "do you think they sell napkins there?"
"You know why there is a fence around it? Because people are dying to get in"
Dad: do you know how many people are dead in there?
All of them.
A fruit rollup
Dad: "Do you know how many people are dead in there?"
Me: "No, how many?"
Dad: "All of them."
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