Parents being lovey dovey at a restaurant, tell my dad to get a room

"A room? Heck we have a whole house"

The dad at the table behind him lost it

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📅︎ Jul 05 2015
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I was sitting on a park bench with my 6 year old son, watching the pigeons wooing each other...

My son said, "look dad, they're all lovey-dovey!"

Never been more proud!

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📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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A joke about American Football

My girlfriend is leaving for vacation tonight, and earlier she was trying to be all lovey dovey and snuggle, but I was trying to watch the football game.

Her: "Why don't you want to cuddle with me?"

Me: "I'm trying to watch the football game..."

Her: "But I'm going to be gone for an entire week!!!"

Me: "So are the Ravens..."

She threw a slipper at me and tried to fight back a smile.

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📅︎ Dec 21 2015
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