A woman walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for a "Double Entendre".

So he gives it to her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mano_Trueno
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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A lady walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre

So he gave her one

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I heard of this new death metal band that likes double entendres. Their name?

Youth In Asia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgrubbnasty
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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Double entendre placeholder:

<gently insert pun>

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caleje
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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Cocktail Bar

A woman walks into a cocktail bar and asked for a double entendre - so the barman gave her one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoolPaul75
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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It is hard not to enter this pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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Why is 77 better than 69?

You get 8 more!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imbarkus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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I recently became a buddhist...

... but I still celebrate Christmas. So when December comes around I sit under the Christmas tree, wrap myself in wrapping paper and live in the present. 🎁🌲

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Bloke
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2015
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How do you call someone whos unsure if they should use a condom or not?

Someone whos discombobulatex

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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My parents didnt take me serious when i came out

Because i couldnt keep a straight face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freddy_meumer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2016
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My dad just said this to my brother

My brother was complaining that his phone was dying and he said, "my phone is 2%."
Without missing a beat, my dad said, "That's funny, mine is skim."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mickeymau5music
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2014
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My friend dad made a waitress uncomfortable some time ago.

So we sit down for breakfast at a diner type place. Orders are taken and the waitress asks my friend's dad "How do you like your eggs?" to which he replies with a straight face: "Gently stroked, please".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xan_the_man
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2014
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Punsters of Reddit, I need your help

So I need a pun or simply clever line for a lock breaking-up with a key. Some ideas I've had include:

>"You just don't unlock me"

>"I don't think we're a good fit"

I realize these aren't really puns, but /r/DoubleEntendres doesn't have quite as much traffic. Any help would be appreciated!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2014
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You did what to a toy monkey?

So my daughter owns a toy monkey called Mimi.. It's her fave monkey of all time it goes everywhere.

Anyway Mimi was covered in flour from a days worth of mucking around with homemade play-dough.

As I'm putting her to bed I'm attempting to knock all the flour off Mimi before giving the monkey to her.

She got grumpy that I had Mimi and I said to her without thinking "Just wait a second Daddy needs to finish de-flouring Mimi... "

I'm just glad she doesn't understand that particular double-entendre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insanemal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2015
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Circles are completely pointless.

I know this is more of a double entendre but there's no subreddit I know of for those.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scader96
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2014
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Chatting up a girl

"I've got a double entendre prepared for this; do you want me to give it to you?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreatnick
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2014
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Girl walks into a bar and orders a double entendre.

The bartender gives it to her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/panda69117
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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I went into a bar and asked for a double entendre

The bartender gave it to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkornDoA
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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A woman walks in to a bar and orders a double entendre.

So the Bartender gives it to her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tickle_my_testis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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A girl at the bar sat next to me and asked me for a double entendre...

So, I gave it to her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R1CKS4NCH3ZC137
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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