A list of puns related to "Door To Door Salesman"
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Just from the first sentence, I knew he meant business.
A Velcro salesman knocked on my door and said I should be using Velcro to tie my stuff down. I told him I would rather knot.
He finds one he likes and says to the salesman: “I will buy this car as long as you paint a giant letter “S” on the hood, the roof, the trunk and all four doors.”
The salesman says: “okay, we can do that, but why?”
Snail: “when I drive down the street I want people to say ‘look at that S-car-go!”
We had a door to door pest control salesman that wouldn't leave our front porch. When he finally left, my 10 year old son says, "Man, that guy was bugging!"
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