Q: Why don’t people starve in the desert?

A: Because you can eat the sand which is there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nanocephalic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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My kid: β€œit’s too hot!”

Me: β€œDon't complain! There are starving kids in Antartica that's never felt heat before!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roy-Donk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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My girlfriend got invited to TP someone's house by a friend.

Being poor, starving, university students, I said "Why would you waste perfectly good toilet paper?" to which she replies "C'mon dude, don't be a party pooper."

groaning intensifies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaeqPiegDeivys
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2014
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Why don't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/death-to-turtles
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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