Dollar Coin Puns

A list of puns related to "Dollar Coin"

I keep all my spare change in a wire box. My 1 cent coins, my 10 cent coins, my 25 cent coins, even my 50 cent and dollar coins. But never my 5 cent coins.

Because it's my Nickel-less Cage.

👍︎ 8
💬︎
👤︎ u/Hard__Cory
📅︎ Jun 06 2021
🚨︎ report
Im gonna start making batting cage business that only accepts pennies, dimes,quarters, half dollars, and dollar coins

Gonna call it Nickel-less Cage

👍︎ 11
💬︎
👤︎ u/boxymcboxbox
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
🚨︎ report
Meeting a dollar around the corner is a coin-cidence
👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/Pungunner98
📅︎ Apr 09 2018
🚨︎ report
Canada has some really weird food.

I heard they mix together fish, mayonnaise, and 2 dollar coins and call it "Toonie Salad".

👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/Doogasa34
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
🚨︎ report
I'm finding that as I get older, I am becoming more and more resistant to change. It makes me uncomfortable, and I try to avoid it whenever possible.

I mean, dollar bills are so much easier to carry around.

👍︎ 2k
💬︎
👤︎ u/uptwolait
📅︎ Apr 30 2014
🚨︎ report
Dadjoked the little sister today.

Her: Wow, look at this coin purse. It cost twelve dollars.

Me: Why is it that expensive? It looks like it's worth less than half that.

Her: Well, you know...it is the Vera Bradley brand, and name-brand things always cost more.

Me: Well it seems like that is vera bradley priced.

I^felt^so^proud

👍︎ 62
💬︎
👤︎ u/IAmDrinkingIcedTea
📅︎ Jan 07 2015
🚨︎ report
My dad dropped this one on me a while ago

I'd been saving up change that I got from eating lunch at my university, and I had at least 20 dollars in coins. I stored them inside of a watch container my dad gave me along with one of his old watches for my last birthday, and he was pretty sentimental about it. When I got home that day, I couldn't find it, and asked my dad for help. He told me "You can't find that watch container ? Have you no cents?"

👍︎ 7
💬︎
👤︎ u/Willakarra
📅︎ May 09 2017
🚨︎ report
I keep all my spare change in a wire box. My 1 cent coins, my 10 cent coins, my 25 cent coins, even my 50 cent and dollar coins. But never my 5 cent coins.

Because it's my Nickel-less Cage.

👍︎ 6
💬︎
👤︎ u/Hard__Cory
📅︎ Jun 06 2021
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.