5 Hilarious Dissertate Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My friend’s dissertation was on nerds who love palindromes.

He is now Dr.Awkward.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ May 05 2018

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My dad just finished his dissertation on the history of parentheses

He keeps on calling it his parentthesis.

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👤︎ u/Ollieacappella

📅︎ Nov 16 2018

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My son just finished his dissertation on Native American culture.

It's his Seminole work.

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👤︎ u/maxbarnyard

📅︎ Mar 30 2017

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Dadjoked my girlfriend late last night

She's been working nonstop on her dissertation for a few weeks now and is pretty exhausted. Came home from the library at 11:30/12 last night, and as she settled down to do more work:

"Right. Time to start working in earnest."

"Who's Ernest, and why are you working in him?"

she was not impressed

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👤︎ u/wbright92

📅︎ Apr 24 2014

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Dad was doing the crossword...

Dad: "Physics Nobelist Niels..."

Dad: "BOHR... Well I bet his dissertation wasn't exciting."

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👤︎ u/iamreh

📅︎ Dec 16 2014

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