My friend’s dissertation was on nerds who love palindromes.

He is now Dr.Awkward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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My dad just finished his dissertation on the history of parentheses

He keeps on calling it his parentthesis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ollieacappella
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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My son just finished his dissertation on Native American culture.

It's his Seminole work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxbarnyard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2017
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Dadjoked my girlfriend late last night

She's been working nonstop on her dissertation for a few weeks now and is pretty exhausted. Came home from the library at 11:30/12 last night, and as she settled down to do more work:

"Right. Time to start working in earnest."

"Who's Ernest, and why are you working in him?"

she was not impressed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wbright92
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2014
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Dad was doing the crossword...

Dad: "Physics Nobelist Niels..."

Dad: "BOHR... Well I bet his dissertation wasn't exciting."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamreh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2014
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