My genetically engineered apples have been disfigured

They have gone pear-shaped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Awesome-79
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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A man was laughing uncontrollably while making disfigures face molds.

When he was asked why he simply replied, β€œI can’t keep a straight face”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Comsicwastaken
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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I fell into a giant seasoning processor

Now I'm parsley disfigured

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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