Must be for discreet mathematicians.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Frownland
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What's the best name for a discreet tailor shop?

Ahem, ahem.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Big-Red-Dog
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My daughter did a degree in maths but didn't even tell me

Must have been discreet maths

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/emu404
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We were at a German motel...

... my mom was getting ready to take a shower and asked my dad to call reception and ask for a hair dryer. He discreetly took his cell, went into the other room and called our room. My mom answered the phone and in his best German accent said: "Zis is reception Herr Draier speaking."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/throwawayaccount1k
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Is your butt Thor?

...because I'll be your Asguardian.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SoDakZak
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A string is walking home one Friday evening after a long week at work

And so the string decides that he shall stop at his favorite Pub and treat himself to a pint before going home to the wife. But after a decent walk he arrives at the pub to find a new sign on the door that reads " No Strings Allowed".

The string becomes infuriated. "How dare they" he thinks to himself. After having been a loyal patron for 10 years he decides this injustice is not to be tolerated and comes up with a plan.

He takes a moment and steps into the back alley way to be discreet. While he is there he ties himself into a knot and frays the top. Content with his disguise he marches back around to the front, enters the bar and has a seat when requests a pint of beer.

The bartender being a little suspicious looks at him a little uneasily but just can't seem to peg what the problem is. He serves him the beer regardless while keeping a close eye on the suspicious character. A little while later the string decides that the week at work has been so long that he is deserving of two pints of beer before going home to retire for the weekend.

It is just at that point when the bartender is serving him his second pint that he pauses and looks at the string and says "Hold on one minute! Aren't you a string?"

To which the string replied, "Sorry, I'm a frayed knot".

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