Lab-rador.
It’s absolutely groundbreaking.
Was ground breaking
Because he was kept under wraps...
After discovering he'd been given a parking ticket, the giant exclaimed in disappointment as he approached his house. This startled a burglar inside, causing him to flee from the property but not before trapping his stubby digit in the door, causing him to leave blood at the scene. Thankfully, the giant's powerful nasal abilities allowed him to aid police as he was able to detected the exact nationality and gender of the robber in question. When interviewed, the giant simplified the story for us by saying,
"Fee, Fie, Foe, Thumb, I smell the blood of an English Man."
They tries to Log a Rhythm.
I discovered the floor plans!
Edit: Didn't expect my joke to dig so deep. My inbox is soiled
I'm going on a self discovery journey, trying to find my way and reason... Destination How-why.
The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.
As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.
He must have always been speechless
gives a new meaning to the word tasty-cles
Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse
The Mike Rowe organism.
He said, “Your days are numbered!”
Because otherwise it would be curtains for all of us.
Ancient people loved drinking from broken cups.
It will be called the boo-bee.
Ah-haaaaaaaaaarrrrr
So we were watching the discovery channel and a short segment on whales comes on. During the ad break I yawn really loudly and explain that I'm just making whale noises. It's at this moment that my dad says "well you're doing very whale then!"
...
God dammit dad
I was talking to my friends about shark week and one of them said that he felt like this year wasn't that great to which I responded "I know. It really jumped the shark". Everyone stared at me for about 45 seconds of horrible judgmental silence until one of my friends just said "Goddammit".
They tried to Log a Rhythm!
