I dipped my balls in glitter

Pretty nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ActivistCap167
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2023
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Don't be too tense.
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A prawn walked into a disco

And pulled a mussel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seriousname32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2022
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I’m really too old to be going to Seafood Disco

Laat night, I pulled a mussel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok_Presence36
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2022
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Why did the pigs hold a disco?

Because it was In-de-pen-dance day.

I'm here all week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/comedysidekick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2022
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the disco?

He had no body to go with

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnooAvocados2366
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2022
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Am I right lads.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loamyprimus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2022
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Me went to a seafood disco last week!

Pulled a mussel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coop41321
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2022
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there's a guy going around dipping his testicles in glitter

It's pretty nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3MrBojangles3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2022
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Why did the fish leave the disco early?

Because he pulled a mussel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gav_brad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2022
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My wife (RN) had a patient who dipped his testicles in glitter…

I said: Really? Her: Yeah, pretty nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hauserdontpreach
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2022
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Congress announced today they would be removing all crime lab budgets from the state of Alabama

Because crimes can’t be solved there since everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cockneybastard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2022
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How is a goose farmer like a disco dancer?

They both can get down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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Did I ever tell the story of the time I went to the seafood disco?

I pulled a mussel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gooballs1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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What does the cold weather camping, seventies music lovers say when fall is over?
  • Now is the winter of our disco-tent
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2022
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What do cars do at the disco?

They Brake Dance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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What prehistoric animal was the queen of disco?

Dianasaurus Ross

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geaux
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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I got kicked out of Hobby Lobby for dipping my testicles in the glitter.

I got pretty nuts while I was there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k_woz1978
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2022
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What substance do they make disco floors out of?

Getdowntonite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluestu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Disco Balls
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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My dad didn't enjoy the Disco party

he had a fever

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Late last night I walked into a really dodgy looking Disco named Medusa's

At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Larry Lobster and Sam Clam

Larry Lobster and Sam Clam were best friends. They did everything together. The only difference between them is that Larry was the nicest Lobster ever and Sam, well lets just say he was not so good. Larry and Sam did so much together that they even died together. Larry went to heaven and Sam went to hell. Larry was doing well in heaven and one day St. Peter came up to him and said, β€œLarry, you know you are the nicest lobster we ever had up here. Everyone likes you but you seem to be a bit depressed. Tell me what is bothering you, maybe I can help.” Larry said, β€œWell, don’t get me wrong Pete, I like it up here and everything, but I really miss my good friend Sam Clam. We used to do everything together and I really miss him a lot.” St. Peter looked at Larry with pity and said to him, β€œI tell you what, I can arrange it so that you can go down to hell tomorrow and visit Sam all day. How would that sound?” This made Larry very happy and he got up bright and early the next morning and grabbed his wings, his harp, and his halo and got in the elevator to hell. When the doors opened he was met by Sam. The hugged each other and they were off. You see in Hell Sam owned a disco. The spent the day there together and had a great time. At the end of the day Larry and Sam went back to the elevator together said their goodbyes and Larry got back in the elevator and went up to heaven. He stepped off the elevator and was greeted by St. Peter who blocked the doorway to heaven. He looked at Larry and said, β€œLarry Lobster, didn’t you forget something?” Larry looked around and said, β€œNo, I don’t think so I have my halo and my wings.” St. Peter looked at him and said, β€œYes, but what about your harp?” Larry gasped and said, β€œI Left My Harp in Sam Clam’s Disco.”

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2022
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Can i go to the Panic at the disco concert?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedDragoon24
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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How do you make your duck more soulful?

Put him in the oven till his bill withers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjackstell
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2022
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In far future, in a robot-only disco, one of the dancers suddenly shuts down.

The doctor arrives and after a quick inspection he calms the crowd:

β€œDon’t worry, he just got disco-nnected.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-Grim-Reaper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why do they say β€œbe there, or be square”?

Because you’re not a-round

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Legasea_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2021
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A Panic! At The Disco would be better than 5 seconds of summer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TBC_Oblivion
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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How did dancers in the 70s stay on their feet at a disco?

With the grooves in their sole!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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I dropped and smashed my disco ball today.

Now I've got 7000 years bad luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant last night?

Battered Fish Everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beastieboys1987
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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There's a guy going around dipping his testicles in glitters...

It's pretty nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/getthephenom
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2022
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I went to a seafood disco last nigjt

Pulled a mussel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bsholiton
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2021
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did you hear about that guy who dipped his balls in glitter?

pretty nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freemanjc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2022
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My friend has a compulsion of dipping his testicles into glitter

Pretty nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisDiff
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2022
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I dipped my balls in glitter once

Pretty nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Agnxf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2022
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I went to seafood disco

I pulled a muscle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fusnip
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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I went to a seafood disco last week...

and pulled a mussel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2021
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I went to a seafood disco last weekend.

I pulled a mussel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-Big-Man-J
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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I went to a seafood disco

and I couldn’t dance because I pulled a mussel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wings_of_Fire312
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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I saw an article about a guy that dipped his testicles in some glitter.

Pretty nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/please_endme
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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If The Moon Was A Disco

There would definitely be Panic at the disco

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RazKidsThough
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?

Yea, it was pretty nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihateotherpeople
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Why couldn’t the shellfish go to the seafood disco?

He pulled a mussel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wicked_Potato-75
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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