A list of puns related to "Discos"
Pretty nuts
And pulled a mussel
Laat night, I pulled a mussel.
Because it was In-de-pen-dance day.
I'm here all week.
He had no body to go with
Pulled a mussel.
It's pretty nuts
Because he pulled a mussel.
I said: Really? Her: Yeah, pretty nuts.
Because crimes canβt be solved there since everyone has the same DNA and there are no dental records.
They both can get down.
I pulled a mussel.
They Brake Dance
Dianasaurus Ross
I got pretty nuts while I was there.
Getdowntonite
he had a fever
At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.
Larry Lobster and Sam Clam were best friends. They did everything together. The only difference between them is that Larry was the nicest Lobster ever and Sam, well lets just say he was not so good. Larry and Sam did so much together that they even died together. Larry went to heaven and Sam went to hell. Larry was doing well in heaven and one day St. Peter came up to him and said, βLarry, you know you are the nicest lobster we ever had up here. Everyone likes you but you seem to be a bit depressed. Tell me what is bothering you, maybe I can help.β Larry said, βWell, donβt get me wrong Pete, I like it up here and everything, but I really miss my good friend Sam Clam. We used to do everything together and I really miss him a lot.β St. Peter looked at Larry with pity and said to him, βI tell you what, I can arrange it so that you can go down to hell tomorrow and visit Sam all day. How would that sound?β This made Larry very happy and he got up bright and early the next morning and grabbed his wings, his harp, and his halo and got in the elevator to hell. When the doors opened he was met by Sam. The hugged each other and they were off. You see in Hell Sam owned a disco. The spent the day there together and had a great time. At the end of the day Larry and Sam went back to the elevator together said their goodbyes and Larry got back in the elevator and went up to heaven. He stepped off the elevator and was greeted by St. Peter who blocked the doorway to heaven. He looked at Larry and said, βLarry Lobster, didnβt you forget something?β Larry looked around and said, βNo, I donβt think so I have my halo and my wings.β St. Peter looked at him and said, βYes, but what about your harp?β Larry gasped and said, βI Left My Harp in Sam Clamβs Disco.β
Put him in the oven till his bill withers
The doctor arrives and after a quick inspection he calms the crowd:
βDonβt worry, he just got disco-nnected.β
Because youβre not a-round
With the grooves in their sole!
Now I've got 7000 years bad luck.
Battered Fish Everywhere!
It's pretty nuts
Pulled a mussel
pretty nuts!
Pretty nuts.
Pretty nuts
I pulled a muscle
and pulled a mussel.
Pretty nuts.
I pulled a mussel.
and I couldnβt dance because I pulled a mussel.
Pretty nuts.
There would definitely be Panic at the disco
Yea, it was pretty nuts.
He pulled a mussel
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