In an attempt to deter computer hackers I've changed all my passwords to 'Brazil Nut'

That will be a hard one to crack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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It’s easy to deter ladies from eating tide pods

But it’s more difficult to deter gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qscjkudc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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It’s easier to deter ladies from eating tide pods reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Jello has created a product that deters insects.

It's very effective, but the flavor is OFF-pudding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HelluvaCaucasian
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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Why are men attracted to cleaning ladies?

Because they deter gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Getting ladies to stop eating Tide pods was relatively easy.

But for whatever reason, it was much more difficult to deter gents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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As an owner of a nightclub, I had small insects discourage unsavory types from entering my establishment...

They were my deter ants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I used to be addicted to Tide Pods,

But now I'm clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinhmatt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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Don't eat tide pods

No lye, it's a bad idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshWithaQ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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Probably not very many women are doing the tide pod challenge

But it's a lot more difficult to deter gents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chopchopchops
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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What do you call the dapper bouncer at the local laundromat?

The Deter Gent.

;D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asterisk49
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2015
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Putting on shoes

My 4 year old daughter was putting on her shoes and goes "Uh oh." I replied "Whats wrong did you rip your shoe in half?" My wife then goes "That would be a feat!" I said "No, it would be half a foot!"

I'm the only one who thought it was great...My wife just sighed and my daughter didn't even acknowledge it, but I will not let that deter my dad joke telling!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBlackJoker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2013
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I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boomkiller
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods. It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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It’s easy to deter the ladies from eating tide pods but...

it’s more difficult to deter...gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luciferintite
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods

But its harder to deter gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Clean fun

I hear it's easy to convince ladies

not to eat Tide Pods. But it's harder

to deter gents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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It is easy to stop ladies from eating tide pods

But it's hard to deter gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A1B1D1U1L1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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It’s easy to prevent women from eating tide pods

But it’s harder to deter gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrowerNotAShower2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods

It's more difficult to deter gents though

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Did you know it's easy to teach girls not to eat tide pods?

It's much harder to deter gents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dewabarrelrole
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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It’s easier to prevent ladies from eating Tide Pods

It’s harder to deter gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaizersozen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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