Deserted Puns

..then I probably wouldn't bother going.

Is a trope-ical plant.

Starting fires are easy since each of them will always have a match!

They were marooned

I brought her a cake today.

Island.

America

"Where is everybody? This place is usually packed this time of day," the cowboy says.

The bartender replies, "They've gone to the hangin'."

"The hangin'? Who are they hangin'? Anybody I'd know?"

"Brown Paper Pete," says the bartender.

"Never Heard of him. Why do they call him Brown Paper Pete?" the cowboy asks.

"Well," says the bartender, "he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper pants, a brown paper vest, and brown paper shoes."

"Well I don't reckon I know anyone like that," says the cowboy. "What're they hangin' him for?"

"Rustlin'" says the bartender.

They get marooned

He was extremely hard on himself.

Sherlock says: We need to get off of this island!

Watson says: No ship, Sherlock!

Remote

Zero. Once he arrived, the island was no longer deserted.

Because of all the 'sand which is' there

He has such a dry humor

I’ve always wanted to own a sandwich shop.

A: Because you can eat the sand which is there.

He had a dry sense of humor.

Two palms, no dates.

I yelled out, "Oasis!"

Edit: My first ever attempt at a dad joke, and i never thought i would get anywhere this much upvotes. Thank y'all so much!

rick ash-tree

There was literally nothing Dubai.

I told him he was in deNile.

One balloon to the other : watch out, there’s a cactussssss

"Ma'am you son dried "

Carat Cake

Camelbert!

I really made a mesa things though.

"Can I ask you something?" I said.

"Certainly," he replied.

I said, "Why did you just eat my food?"

With camelflage!

They were dunesday preppers.

Camelflage

It wasn’t a bacon tree it was a Ham Bush

Tumble weed

I usually toast my sand Witches.

A few weeks into their journey, they ran out of food. Unable to find plants to eat, and after an entire day of discussion, they decided that if they found meat before plants, the would eat it.

A day later, in the distance, they saw a small tree. As they got closer, they saw that there were strips of perfectly cooked bacon hanging from the bare limbs.

The first vegan grew excited. "Look! It's a bacon tree! Food!" And with that, he took off running toward it.

The other vegan hung back, looking at it suspiciously. "No, wait!" he called. "That's not a bacon tree!"

"Sure it is! It's a bacon tree!" the first vegan yelled over his shoulder. When he reached the tree, he jumped, trying to reach the bacon from the lower branches, but before he could, a pair of wild boar darted out from behind the tree and skewered him on their tusks.

The other vegan shook his head. "I tried to tell you it wasn't a bacon tree. It was just a hambush..."

They both have Sandy Claws.

Dry humor

He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.

Because of all the sand-which is there.

Whilst gathering food, they find a magical golden lamp. The Englishman says “rub the lamp!” They do, and a genie appears. “I only have three wishes to offer,” he says, “so I’ll give you one wish each.

The Englishman says, “I’d like to be living in a penthouse in London with £1,000,000 in my bank account.” His wish is granted.

The Scotsman says “I’d love to live in a renovated Scottish castle with £2,000,000 in my bank account.” His wish is granted.

The genie then turns to the Irishman: “And what do you wish for?” The Irishman says to the genie, “It’s getting a bit lonely here, can I have the other two back?”

Me: Their fur is the same color as the desert so they blend in.

Her: Exactly! They camel-flage!

I walked right into that one lol

Inflation

because of the sand which is there.

The barman says "long time no sea."

He replied, ‘Me car door. That way, if I get hot, I can just roll me window down.’

Dry humor.

He wanted a change of Korea

In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

Because of all the sand which is there.