I just used a tongue depressor

Now everything tastes sad

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FirstChAoS
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 12 2019
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How did the tongue depressor get its name?

Because it stops your tongue from lolling.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FieryFruitcake
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 02 2019
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Tongue Depressor

It's called that because your tongue feels down.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/fuckass_man
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 14 2019
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I picked up some tongue depressors at the pharmacy today

& I'm happy to report that my tongue is still in relatively good spirits!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Twigsnapper
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 15 2018
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My 8 yo made this up after seeing a doctor: What makes your mouth sad?

A tongue depressor.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Marblz88
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 17 2020
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What made the tongue sad at the doctorโ€™s office?

The doctor brought out the tongue depressor

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/El-Waffle
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