Deodorant irritates my skin, so I got one of those deodorizing crystals. I tried to figure out how it works
It just doesn't make scents.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent.
Purchased a deodorant stick today. Instructions say "remove cap & push up bottom"
I can hardly walk but when I fart the room smells lovely
After my friend got COVID, he threw away all his soaps, shampoos and deodorants...
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....because the doctor said he wouldn't smell anymore.
Day 5 of posting clean and soapy dad jokes for a week!
My new year’s resolution is to stop using spray-on deodorant!
What do you call a sea snake with an addiction to deodorant? (From my 14 y/o son)
My wife and I share a deodorant stick together.
What does Harry Potter do for deodorant?
My friend once used laughing gas as deodorant.
He smelled funny the whole day.
As summer approaches, it’s a good idea to use two deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
I met a dude named deodorant
He was cool just had a weird accent
I bought a roll on deodorant, the instructions said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I walk kinda funny now but my farts smell great!
What deodorant does Harry Potter wear?
Ex-smelly-arMpits
As inspired by a three year old who couldn't say Expelliarmus - the charm that makes whatever your opponents holding fly out of their hand - usually their wand.
I just don't get people who wear deodorant.
I can't understand their Axe scent
(To a group) Ewwww, it smells like somebody’s deodorant isn’t working...
Don’t look at me, I don’t wear that stuff!
A man was killed with only a stick of deodorant
It was the first Degree murder
What do you call a tree that grows deodorant, toothpaste and tampons?
What kind of deodorant do offensive linemen use?
Thieves broke into my house and stole everything but my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.
hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
the scent of old spies gave him away
What’s the scent of the most advanced deodorant technology?
What did the first ant say to the second ant after he farted?
It's not me, it's deodorant
Daughter: Ewww. Dad, someone at this cookout has deodorant that is not working.
Dad: It's not me - I'm not wearing any deodorant!
Did you hear about the government scheme to get rid of deodorant?
They said that they are going to axe body spray.
I don't know why people use odorless deodorant
I decided to self-identify as deodorant
Before you ask. Yes, Yes I am sure
I got 5 packs of deodorant for a nickel
I applied so much spray deodorant in 2008 that a man suffocated.
Does that make me an Axe murderer?
Why don't ghosts wear deodorant?
They like to keep it super natural.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth this morning.
All day I've been speaking with a weird axe scent.
I accidently sprayed deodorant in my mouth
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent.
First post in this sub, be gentle
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth!
Now whenever I speak, I have a strange Axe scent.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth this morning.
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now I’m speaking with a strange Axe scent.
Earlier today I mistakenly sprayed deodorant into my mouth.
Now I have this weird axe scent.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth
Now I have this weird Axe scent.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today.
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent
I think it’s a great idea to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
I'm never using stick deodorant again...
The instructions said " remove cap and push up bottom"
I can hardly walk.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now when I talk I have this weird Axe Scent
In my opinion, people should wear different deodorants, one under each armpit.
But that’s just my two scents.
I bought a new deodorant yesterday. The instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom"
It hurt like hell, but my farts smell great.
I bought a new deodorant today. The instructions said to remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk but my farts smell lovely.
I now identify as a can of deodorant
And before you ask...
Yes, I'm Sure
When I tell my friends that I wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit, they think I’m joking.
But that’s just my two scents.
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