Delia's Puns

A list of puns related to "Delia's"

I keep calling my wife Delilah even though her name is Delia. I keep calling our lawn "the green, green grass of home". And worst of all, every time I see a cat, I can't help but ask, "What's new, pussycat?"

It turns out I have Tom Jones Syndrome. My doctor says it's not unusual.

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