A pun enters the room, ten people get killed.

The headline?

PUN IN: TEN DIED

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Dewey's doctor has been keeping track of all of his moles. The location and size of them. He's so thorough that he measures them all the way down to tenths.

He called it the Dewey deci-mole system..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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What is one-thousandths of a centi-mation?

Deci-mation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShouryDuck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2018
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