Deb Puns

Little Deb Hee! Hee!

Little Deb-hee hee.

I'm working on a silly project for my job, and I'm trying to come up with punny fake names for the name tags. I work at a community bank - anything finance and banking product or industry related is good, I am god awful at puns and so far I've only got these:

Ann U. Ities Dee Posit Owen A. Lott

Punmasters and fans, lend me your talents? :)

Server: Hi my name is Jenny and I will be your server... Dad: Well hello Jenny. My name is Bob, this is my wife Deb, my son not_Josh and we will be your customers this evening.

Lil Deb HEE-HEE

Mom's friend rings the doorbell. Mom answers the door, "Hi Deb, good to see you. We missed you!"

Dad and I, on opposite sides of the room, look up in unison: "With every shot so far!"

The pride on his face was priceless.