"Dawned" on me (from "My Very Punny Dad" children's book)
It just dawned on me….
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
so I was washing my cat and then it dawned on me
I was sitting on the balcony, thinking, and it dawned on me. - What?
I was watching the sun rise, when it dawned on me
Near the end of my wife's pregnancy she suddenly began yelling out "can't!", "won't!", "shan't!", "mustn't!", and suddenly it dawned on me..
I think she's having contractions!
I was in a KFC in Prague, standing in line waiting to order my lunch when I noticed the beautiful girl wearing a black and white tiled apron who was giving the man in front of me a bucket of Buffalo wings..and then it dawned on me.
I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking out some chicken at the checkout.
When it finally dawned on Watson that it was the limestone he exclaimed “But Holmes, how did you know?!”
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me
I didn't know someone had watered down the soap until it Dawned on me.
I was addicted to soap…
But now I’m clean
EDIT: Day 1 of posting soap puns for a week
Meatloaf (RIP) owned a private forest. At dawn every day, he would collect the condensation and drink it. I asked him if it tastes good.
He said "dew outta trees ain't bad!"
At the dawn of the Stone Age…
Og the caveman noticed that after a long period of darkness the sun would rise, traverse across the sky and then sink below the horizon.
Then darkness… until the sun would again rise once again, travel across the sky and sink below the horizon.
Again and again. Over and over.
Og wished to give a name to this event.
He thought long and hard. He tried all
sorts of words until his brain hurt and his tongue lolled in his mouth.
He tried every variation of sounds he could think of until he was exhausted.
In the end, utterly exhausted, he just gave up and called it a day.
A group of linguists discussed what the word for the time between dawn and dusk should be
After a long, difficult discussion they decided to call it a day.
my friend the other day told me a joke about someone who poured dish soap on his head i didnt get it
Why do people in Athens hate getting up early?
Because Dawn is tough on Greece
Why did the idea kill the vampire?
It dawned on him.
(my first original joke!)
I got up at dawn to make a rug out of old blue jeans
I didn't know why dish soap was dripping from the ceiling...
I know times are tough for a lot of people right now. All over the planet, humanity struggles with problems that seem to never go away... just remember, you can always rest assured that at the end of the day...
Why do people in Athens hate getting up early?
Because Dawn is tough on Greece.
I haven’t seen this one in years. My kids will all all learn this one today. Begrudgingly I’m sure.
I was staring at the stars
wondering where the sun was and then it dawned on me
Yesterday I ran out of soap and body wash and all I could find was dish detergent.
I spent all night searching for the sun
..and then it dawned on me
I was wondering when the sun was goin to come up
Dawn craved repetition.
It explains why she relished relish, and was a fan of fans.
But nothing compared to the joy of the early morning.
Because that's when the dawn dawned on Dawn.
I used to wonder how the sun comes up…
And then one morning it dawned on me.
I was up super early this morning and I started wondering what time the sun would rise
Soapy dad jokes Special!
Day 7 of posting soapy dad jokes for a week!
I was going to post just one joke today but due to the situation right now, I have decided to post 7 just to try to lighten the mood a bit.
Here we go...!
- Why did the soap cross the road to the beach?
>!to get to the other tides!!<
- My friend said he got a package containing soaps from around the world...
>!But it was a pack of lyes!!<
- I wanted to do the dishes and wasn’t sure where I put the dish soap.
>!then it dawned on me.!<
- Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
>!then it's a soap opera.!<
- Last night thieves broke into my house but all they stole was soap.
>!cops say they got away clean!!<
- Which is better Shampoo or Conditioner?
>!is it the foamer or the lather?!<
And lastly...
- I NEED MORE SOAP PUNS!!
>!All the good ones keep slipping through my fingers! :(!<
Hope you enjoyed that!
Please have a nice day!
>!Stay strong, Ukraine!!<
The best time of day to ingest eggs is at the crack of dawn.
Tomorrow is either the dawn of a new day, or the day of an old don.
I was trying to figure out where the sun went all night long.
The next morning it dawned on me.
I was outside the other day when it suddenly started to rain blue dish detergent.
It Dawned on me that I was in a dream.
When did the polish man wake up?
At the Kraków dawn
hehehe
Why is it hard for the people of Athens to wake up in the morning?
Because Dawn is hard on grease!
Guys, I was up distraught last night. I just couldn’t figure it out. I was looking all over for the Sun. Where had it gone?
But then it dawned on me.
I stayed up all night looking for the sun
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went…
I was waiting for the sun to rise
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise
I was up all night wondering where the sun was.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise.
I stayed up all last night wondering where the sun had gone from the sky
Why do people in Athens have a difficult time waking up?
Because Dawn is tough on Greece.
I stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun was
And then it dawned on me.
I spent all night wondering where the sun had gone.
And then it dawned on me.
In Athens, no one wakes up before noon.
People in Athens hate getting up early.
Because Dawn is tough on Greece!
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