Dating Website Puns

A list of puns related to "Dating Website"

Did you hear about the new dating website for chemists?

It's called carbon dating.

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👤︎ u/Imholt11
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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What do you call a Christian dating website for people with lisps?

Faithbook.

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👤︎ u/Tris10Dyer
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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I hear there's a new dating website for pirates...

It's called Shiver Me Tinder...

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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What’s the best dating website for really old people?

Carbondating.com

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👤︎ u/The-False-Shepherd
📅︎ Sep 12 2018
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Did you guys hear all the dating websites being bought out by the sulfur companies?

They are excellent matchmakers

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👤︎ u/afternoondump
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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I want to start a dating website for retarded people called specialsomeone.com.
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👤︎ u/MollysYes
📅︎ Oct 24 2014
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I just started a non-cis dating website.

You know, for people looking to start Trans-Specific Partnerships.

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👤︎ u/Oafah
📅︎ Jan 24 2017
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Did you hear about the dating website for retired people?

It's called "I've fallen in love and can't get up"

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👤︎ u/kirbcom
📅︎ Feb 23 2014
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I'm going to start a dating auction website

It will be named E-Bae

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👤︎ u/drakeonaplane
📅︎ Dec 29 2015
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"Sir, look at this."

"What's that Haskins?"

"I know your love life sucks, so I signed you up to a dating website."

"I'm not comfortable with a robot finding love for me."

"It says your best chance for love is in October."

"Why then?"

"Because it's autumn mated."

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👤︎ u/RayInRed
📅︎ Mar 17 2020
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