Darryl Puns

Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza".

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

👍︎ 15k

📰︎ r/dadjokes

💬︎ 177 comments

👤︎ u/baguettesniper

📅︎ Apr 22 2020

🚨︎ report

BREAKING: North Korean Leader in vegetative state following surgery.

They're going to start calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive

👍︎ 8k

📰︎ r/dadjokes

💬︎ 158 comments

👤︎ u/Otherwise-Sherbet

📅︎ Apr 26 2020

🚨︎ report

I joined to pieces of metal today without nuts and bolts or welding

The whole process was riveting

👍︎ 14

📰︎ r/dadjokes

💬︎ 2 comments

👤︎ u/mitalily

📅︎ Jan 06 2021

🚨︎ report

This works on multiple levels

👍︎ 144

📰︎ r/puns

💬︎ 4 comments

👤︎ u/N0b0dy1nparticular

📅︎ Feb 03 2019

🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.