The Dales pony is such a beautiful creature, thank you for sending it to me. I also loved all the stamps, they are all fascinating to look at. Thanks again for the beautiful card!!
https://www.mediafire.com/file/3mc7794ns9t0o5m/Icewind_Dale_Pony_Portraits.zip/file
https://www.mediafire.com/file/ue8g7ljdsd2fu0v/Neverwinter_Nights_Pony_Portraits.zip/file
You can preview them in these screenshots; usage instructions are with each download.
Icewind Dale: Screenshot 1, Screenshot 2
Neverwinter Nights: Screenshot 1, Screenshot 2, Screenshot 3
She didn't wear them often but when she did they were a sight to behold
https://preview.redd.it/cyng2x37yjf61.jpg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c670aea11ff03b1dc338dafd4c35449d0f15edbc
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..
Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.
I would have a daughter
Capital of Ireland
It's Dublin everyday
http://m.imgur.com/ImM3RWz
But Bill kept the Windows
True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."
I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"
He responds, "it's dead grass."
I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"
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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.
K9P
You officially hit rock bottom
And then you will all be sorry.
Now it’s syncing.
Because he wanted space
Edit: Thank you for the awards.
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
I will find you. You have my Word.
#Greetings, Peasants.
##CURRENT MAINLINE PATCH: e1.5.7
Welcome to the patch thread, we make these threads to save us another pin space for other things.
##Taleworlds forum bug reporting thread
##Link to wiki - Previous patches and threads inside
#Main e.1.5.7
##Latest Changes:
#Singleplayer
Fixed a bug that caused trees to disappear at short viewing distance on the campaign map.
Fixed a bug that enabled eliminated clans to propose kingdom decisions.
'Preventive Medicine' perk now works after successful hideout assaults.
Fixed a bug that caused the 'Famous Commander' perk secondary bonus to not work for recruits and mercenaries.
Fixed a bug that caused the education focus point rewards to not be applied to the child.
Fixed education notifications triggering in games with ageing disabled.
Removed non-civilian weaponry from civilian starting equipment sets.
Removed skill templates that override already present character skills.
Fixed and implemented perks in Steward, Roguery, Tactics and Trade.
Fixed a bug that changed disbanding parties' names to 'unnamedParty'.
Fixed a crash that occurred on load when a disbanding party remained in an army.
Fixed a bug that caused the Sturgian Female Nobles to fight in battles without their armour.
#Multiplayer
Fixed a bug that caused the game to end with the wrong side winning when a player killed an enemy in overtime.
##Combat Changes
Increased damage multiplier for ‘Bonus Damage to Shields’ effect on weapons (all axes and some 2-handed weapons).
Captain Mode: Bonus Damage to Shields multiplier increased from no bonus damage (1x) to 1.25x
All other Modes: Bonus Damage to Shields multiplier increased from 2x to 2.5x
Slightly increased base accuracy for Mounted Archery.
##Equipment Changes
###New Shields:
####Bronze Reinforced Highland Large Shield
Hit Points: 90
Armour: 5
Weight: 1.2
####Iron Reinforced Highland Large Shield
Hit Points: 140
Armour: 5
Weight: 2
####Leather Bound Kite S
... keep reading on reddit ➡She said how do you know he was headed to work?
“thank you for your cervix.”
...sails are going through the roof.
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
But now I stand corrected.
A taxi
He thought homes were built, not born.
Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.
Wookie mistake.
Theoretical Fizz-ics
Because you can’t ‘C’ in the dark
