Dale's Pony being a "pony" (OC) volume on 😁 v.redd.it/5ihs7uznbgw51
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[Thank You] u/stockman1984 for the lovely Dales pony card πŸ˜ƒ

The Dales pony is such a beautiful creature, thank you for sending it to me. I also loved all the stamps, they are all fascinating to look at. Thanks again for the beautiful card!!

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Pony Portraits for Icewind Dale and Neverwinter Nights

https://www.mediafire.com/file/3mc7794ns9t0o5m/Icewind_Dale_Pony_Portraits.zip/file

https://www.mediafire.com/file/ue8g7ljdsd2fu0v/Neverwinter_Nights_Pony_Portraits.zip/file

You can preview them in these screenshots; usage instructions are with each download.

Icewind Dale: Screenshot 1, Screenshot 2

Neverwinter Nights: Screenshot 1, Screenshot 2, Screenshot 3

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My beautiful dales pony ❀️ imgur.com/a/nA0yp5U
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My sleep paralysis demon in the corner:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/adnansbae95
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First time in 3 years! This time on my mums little pony. He’s 14.2hh, I’m just tall but he’s a good lad, lazy boy but he enjoyed a little trot about. He’s 18 in June πŸ’• (ps I am posting this knowing how badly I’m sat on him, I had to keep reminding myself heels and hands down!)
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Sometimes when I'm having a bad day, Ramona's ponytails cheer me up

She didn't wear them often but when she did they were a sight to behold

https://preview.redd.it/cyng2x37yjf61.jpg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c670aea11ff03b1dc338dafd4c35449d0f15edbc

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She seems to be having a field day out there.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fedamasavasol
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(Warning: Morbid dad joke) True Story -- My family were planning my mum's funeral. We always try to keep things light and try to stay positive, just as Mum would have it...

The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.

Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.

The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:

"What's sarong with that?"

I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).

His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.

--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)

--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.

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Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?

Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..

Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lewzerman
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If my son ever came out to be trans then I wouldn’t have a son anymore

I would have a daughter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captbeauner
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The Communist ....Party
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saxonez
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Ah yes, pretty hip
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πŸ‘€︎ u/entertainer011
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Dis-a-
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πŸ‘€︎ u/krismoff
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What is the fastest growing city in the world?

Capital of Ireland

It's Dublin everyday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeaPanties
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Such a pointless conversation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/david_pridson
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Don't know if this was posted here before
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πŸ‘€︎ u/choclite69
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What the fuck has happened to this sub!?

http://m.imgur.com/ImM3RWz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FwootHotCaacon
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Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda got the house...

But Bill kept the Windows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScubaPride
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From my 5-year-old son: "Hey"

True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."

I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"

He responds, "it's dead grass."

I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"

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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.

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So we all know that you find H2O inside a fire hydrant, but what do you find on the outside of a fire hydrant?

K9P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyNameIsVoodoo
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If you slap Dwayne Johnsons butt

You officially hit rock bottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
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This st or that st?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/supdawggg00
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Bit coin or something idk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/naughtyballsack
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There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.

And then you will all be sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What rhymes with orange.

No it doesn't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Remo1975
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My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the lake.

Now it’s syncing.

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he wanted space

Edit: Thank you for the awards.

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In surgery my doctor said, "So what do we have here?" I replied that I broke my arm in 12 places."

He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"

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To the person who stole my MS Office License.

I will find you. You have my Word.

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Bannerlord Early Access - Mainline 1.5.7 & Beta Branch 1.5.8 Patch Notes

#Greetings, Peasants.

##CURRENT MAINLINE PATCH: e1.5.7

##CURRENT BETA BRANCH: 1.5.8

Welcome to the patch thread, we make these threads to save us another pin space for other things.

##Taleworlds forum bug reporting thread

##Mount and Blade Discord

##Link to wiki - Previous patches and threads inside


#Main e.1.5.7

##Latest Changes:

#Singleplayer

Fixed a bug that caused trees to disappear at short viewing distance on the campaign map.

Fixed a bug that enabled eliminated clans to propose kingdom decisions.

'Preventive Medicine' perk now works after successful hideout assaults.

Fixed a bug that caused the 'Famous Commander' perk secondary bonus to not work for recruits and mercenaries.

Fixed a bug that caused the education focus point rewards to not be applied to the child.

Fixed education notifications triggering in games with ageing disabled.

Removed non-civilian weaponry from civilian starting equipment sets.

Removed skill templates that override already present character skills.

Fixed and implemented perks in Steward, Roguery, Tactics and Trade.

Fixed a bug that changed disbanding parties' names to 'unnamedParty'.

Fixed a crash that occurred on load when a disbanding party remained in an army.

Fixed a bug that caused the Sturgian Female Nobles to fight in battles without their armour.

#Multiplayer

Fixed a bug that caused the game to end with the wrong side winning when a player killed an enemy in overtime.

##Combat Changes

Increased damage multiplier for β€˜Bonus Damage to Shields’ effect on weapons (all axes and some 2-handed weapons).

Captain Mode: Bonus Damage to Shields multiplier increased from no bonus damage (1x) to 1.25x

All other Modes: Bonus Damage to Shields multiplier increased from 2x to 2.5x

Slightly increased base accuracy for Mounted Archery.

##Equipment Changes

###New Shields:

####Bronze Reinforced Highland Large Shield

Hit Points: 90

Armour: 5

Weight: 1.2

####Iron Reinforced Highland Large Shield

Hit Points: 140

Armour: 5

Weight: 2

####Leather Bound Kite S

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work.

She said how do you know he was headed to work?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
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In honor of Mother’s Day, I’d just like to say,

β€œthank you for your cervix.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rusto_Dusto
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Water pun
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I've started a boat building business in my attic...

...sails are going through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xholdsteadyx
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He is right there...
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I got banned from /r/DadJokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

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Initially I didn’t believe that my chiropractor was any good.

But now I stand corrected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What do you call a drunk person fumbling with their car keys?

A taxi

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I told my dad that home births have skyrocketed since corona; he was confused.

He thought homes were built, not born.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeoriginalAlias
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*Triggering britishers*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potato_patataa
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Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost!

Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nikolai_G
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And on that note
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My whole life I thought Chewbacca was an Ewok....

Wookie mistake.

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I'm so proud. My 12-year old told this joke during dinner: What degree does Dr. Pepper have?

Theoretical Fizz-ics

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Why is Dark spelled with a β€˜K’ and not a β€˜C’?

Because you can’t β€˜C’ in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
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originally posted on r/tumblr by u/MaetelofLaMetal
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