Even the oldest knives are cutting edge technology.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JETZero3
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Sure, lightsabers are cutting edge technology

but the Death Star is groundbreaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mommypanda35
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The police pulled over a semi going 120 mph on the interstate. Upon opening the trailer, they found thousands of ancient cutting tools similar to an axes but with the cutting edges perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.

She was hauling adze!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Cutting-edge humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i3rookeh
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Twins Mike and Brian both had the same medical condition..

Mike's operation went much better, and the doctor explained: "well, it's not Brian surgery".

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I thought this up just now, I hope its original

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speculatrix
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Of all the inventions over the last 100 years...

the Dry Erase Board has been the most remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Geep
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2022
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Cutting edge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eatblobfish
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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Cutting-edge humor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/electrocuter666
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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New cutting edge technology
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πŸ‘€︎ u/z_dog909
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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My new knife has cutting-edge technology
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_a_dum_bum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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I really like the vegetable peeler

It's so cutting edge

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Knife sharpening has always been and will always be cutting-edge technology.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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My friend is always bragging about his woodworking tool like an axe but with the cutting edge perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.

What an adze!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Cutting edge technology v.redd.it/9dksy5s64cy11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGalacticFart
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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This one is truly cutting edge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sockmonst3r
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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Why was there a huge crowd to see the first guillotine execution?

Because it was the latest cutting edge technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/payne344
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2022
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5 minutes of cutting edge clipping puns youtube.com/watch?v=eJ3cq…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/waka42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2017
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I apologise for any cutting remarks

Chop

Saw

Slice

Snip

Trim

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hantswanderer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2022
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I had a hip surgery last week.

it's a really new procedure, you've probably never heard of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saurlifi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2022
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Serrated kitchen knives are truly cutting edge.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brycillium
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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How do you catch a polar bear?

First you cut a hole in the ice. Next you place green peas around the edge of the hole, polar bears love peas. Then, you sit back and wait and when a bear comes to take a pea you kick it in the ice hole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lubbdog
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2022
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Got a new job at the guillotine factory...

Will beheading there tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2022
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A big moron and a little moron are sitting on the edge of the Brooklyn Bridge. The big moron stupidly falls off.

But his friend didn't because he was a little moron.

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This pun is a Cut above the rest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pablocaz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I asked a blacksmith...

whether he prefers older knives than the newer ones

He said "no, I like the new knives because they have cutting-edge technology."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meow_018
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2022
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Did you hear about the invention of abrasives?

It's cutting edge technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctennessen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2022
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Y’know, for their time

Guillotines were rather cutting edge technology.

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What is the most advanced equipment in the kitchen?

The knife. It's cutting edge.

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Told this joke to my mom, and my dad overheard and laugh loudly, proud moment for me.

Even until now knives keep being...Cutting edge technology

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assCr4cker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2022
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I've invented a machine that slices the blade off of sharp objects.

It's some cutting edge technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeLittleMan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2022
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Did you know when the sword was first invented...

It was "cutting edge" technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sundog6295
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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Why won't swords go obsolete?

They are cutting edge technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/U-r-a-bus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What do you say to compliment your Gardener?

You are cutting edge

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I saw this new ad for a knife

They say it has cutting-edge technologies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GVh29
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2021
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Dreams of a nuclear fusion reactor

A physicist set his goal to be the first person to create power from a re-created celestial star. He put great work and effort into creating the most cutting edge nuclear fusion reactor.

However, when he ran the reactor, it caused a massive power failure in his laboratory. So, he hooked up the engine of his VW Bug as a generator to turn the lights back on.

He then deemed his project a massive failure, or so he thought. He did get to power a building off of beetle juice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryDistinctive_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
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I’m working on a study that measures the effectiveness of using different kinds of knives to cut pumpkin stems from plants grown in prisons.

It’s cutting-edge stem cell research.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kratsas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2021
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Oh sorry, did my phone hurt you?

That's why my son said it has a cutting edge technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashed-23
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2021
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I got a really high tech knife yesterday!

It's some cutting edge technology, let me tell you that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackScorpion_18
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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How to catch an elephant. A story by my dad which got me a walk to the Principal's office in 2nd grade

Rolling back 40 yrs or so, here's the story I told to my 2nd grade class.

To catch an elephant, you first need to go to the jungle where elephants are found. Then you cut down all the trees in a big circle, and dig a hole out. Put the trees in the hole and burn them down to ashes. Carefully line the edge of the hole with peas.

And when an Elephant comes to take a Pea, you kick him in the Ash-Hole!

Everyone about died. Hell, even the teacher and principal were laughing about it. Dad was amused. Mom was not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGoodLordsTaint
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Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?

It's cutting-edge technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doogasa34
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I got innovative nail clippers for Christmas.

They’re cutting edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anddditburns
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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The Guillotine was supposed to be ahead of its time

It had cutting edge technology

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What did they call the lightsaber when it was first invented?

Cutting-edge technology.

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I sell newly produced knives.

I am a dealer in cutting-edge technology

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBoetje
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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How do they make scissors at the factory?

With cutting edge technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Th3LimaBean
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Knives are on the cutting edge of technology.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/superscooter24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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The creation of the knife...

Was cutting edge technology at the time.

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