Even the oldest knives are cutting edge technology.
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Sure, lightsabers are cutting edge technology
but the Death Star is groundbreaking
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︎ Jan 21 2022
The police pulled over a semi going 120 mph on the interstate. Upon opening the trailer, they found thousands of ancient cutting tools similar to an axes but with the cutting edges perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.
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︎ May 22 2021
Cutting-edge humor
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︎ Aug 16 2019
Twins Mike and Brian both had the same medical condition..
Mike's operation went much better, and the doctor explained: "well, it's not Brian surgery".
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I thought this up just now, I hope its original
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︎ Aug 26 2022
Of all the inventions over the last 100 years...
the Dry Erase Board has been the most remarkable.
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Cutting edge
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︎ Feb 16 2018
Cutting-edge humor
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︎ Feb 11 2019
New cutting edge technology
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︎ Oct 31 2018
My new knife has cutting-edge technology
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︎ Dec 22 2018
I really like the vegetable peeler
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︎ Sep 26 2022
Knife sharpening has always been and will always be cutting-edge technology.
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︎ Feb 16 2018
My friend is always bragging about his woodworking tool like an axe but with the cutting edge perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.
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︎ Nov 14 2018
This one is truly cutting edge
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︎ Feb 18 2018
Why was there a huge crowd to see the first guillotine execution?
Because it was the latest cutting edge technology.
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︎ Aug 17 2017
I apologise for any cutting remarks
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︎ Jun 08 2022
I had a hip surgery last week.
it's a really new procedure, you've probably never heard of it.
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︎ Jul 07 2022
Serrated kitchen knives are truly cutting edge.
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︎ Apr 10 2018
How do you catch a polar bear?
First you cut a hole in the ice. Next you place green
peas around the edge of the hole, polar bears love peas. Then, you sit back and wait and when a bear comes to take a pea you kick it in the ice hole.
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︎ Sep 03 2022
Got a new job at the guillotine factory...
Will beheading there tomorrow.
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︎ Jun 04 2022
A big moron and a little moron are sitting on the edge of the Brooklyn Bridge. The big moron stupidly falls off.
But his friend didn't because he was a little moron.
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︎ May 30 2022
This pun is a Cut above the rest
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︎ Dec 16 2020
I asked a blacksmith...
whether he prefers older knives than the newer ones
He said "no, I like the new knives because they have cutting-edge technology."
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︎ Jun 17 2022
Did you hear about the invention of abrasives?
It's cutting edge technology.
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︎ Jun 15 2022
Yβknow, for their time
Guillotines were rather cutting edge technology.
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︎ May 17 2022
What is the most advanced equipment in the kitchen?
The knife.
It's cutting edge.
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︎ Apr 07 2022
Told this joke to my mom, and my dad overheard and laugh loudly, proud moment for me.
Even until now knives keep being...Cutting edge technology
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︎ Mar 03 2022
I've invented a machine that slices the blade off of sharp objects.
It's some cutting edge technology.
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︎ Mar 15 2022
Did you know when the sword was first invented...
It was "cutting edge" technology.
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︎ Jan 02 2022
Why won't swords go obsolete?
They are cutting edge technology.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What do you say to compliment your Gardener?
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︎ Mar 03 2022
I saw this new ad for a knife
They say it has cutting-edge technologies.
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︎ Oct 18 2021
Dreams of a nuclear fusion reactor
A physicist set his goal to be the first person to create power from a re-created celestial star. He put great work and effort into creating the most cutting edge nuclear fusion reactor.
However, when he ran the reactor, it caused a massive power failure in his laboratory. So, he hooked up the engine of his VW Bug as a generator to turn the lights back on.
He then deemed his project a massive failure, or so he thought. He did get to power a building off of beetle juice.
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︎ Dec 27 2021
Iβm working on a study that measures the effectiveness of using different kinds of knives to cut pumpkin stems from plants grown in prisons.
Itβs cutting-edge stem cell research.
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︎ Oct 28 2021
Oh sorry, did my phone hurt you?
That's why my son said it has a cutting edge technology.
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︎ Jun 09 2021
I got a really high tech knife yesterday!
It's some cutting edge technology, let me tell you that
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︎ Jun 30 2021
How to catch an elephant. A story by my dad which got me a walk to the Principal's office in 2nd grade
Rolling back 40 yrs or so, here's the story I told to my 2nd grade class.
To catch an elephant, you first need to go to the jungle where elephants are found. Then you cut down all the trees in a big circle, and dig a hole out. Put the trees in the hole and burn them down to ashes. Carefully line the edge of the hole with peas.
And when an Elephant comes to take a Pea, you kick him in the Ash-Hole!
Everyone about died. Hell, even the teacher and principal were laughing about it. Dad was amused. Mom was not.
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Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I got innovative nail clippers for Christmas.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
The Guillotine was supposed to be ahead of its time
It had cutting edge technology
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︎ Nov 15 2020
What did they call the lightsaber when it was first invented?
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︎ Apr 28 2020
I sell newly produced knives.
I am a dealer in cutting-edge technology
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︎ Jun 19 2018
How do they make scissors at the factory?
With cutting edge technology.
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︎ Nov 29 2019
Knives are on the cutting edge of technology.
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︎ Dec 10 2016
The creation of the knife...
Was cutting edge technology at the time.
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