Crewmember Puns

A list of puns related to "Crewmember"

Pirate Crewmember: “THE CANNONS BE READY, CAPTAIN!”

Pirate Captain: “Are...”

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👤︎ u/jam592501
📅︎ Oct 15 2018
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Ok brace yourselves for an absolute travesty of a joke, said during bathtime after water got into my daughter's eyes.

I told my wife:

There's the captain water, and the crewmember water. The captain water says: "All right crewmembers, do you know where you have to go?" The crewmember water replies: "Eye eye, sir!"

This earned me a proper facepalm from my wife which I shall wear proudly as a badge of honor and now share here with you.

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👤︎ u/OiTheRolk
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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Sam Riegel of Critical Role is often a source of puns (he's talking to a character named Fjord) clips.twitch.tv/JoyousWon…
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👤︎ u/IceTwenty
📅︎ Feb 17 2018
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