Cretes Puns

Archeologists uncovered a four thousand year-old oil stain on the Island of Crete.

They believe it's Ancient Grease!

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👤︎ u/ComicChemist356

📅︎ Feb 12 2023

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For this pun, I'll go to hellas

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👤︎ u/whiskydestroyer

📅︎ Dec 23 2022

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Please help. What does this pun mean? I've been staring at it for 3 hours. Friend who went to Crete.

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👤︎ u/nipstarblaster

📅︎ Aug 19 2019

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Theseus briefly visited Crete

as part of his minor tour.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/vbloke

📅︎ Nov 30 2020

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What do you call a German U-boat stationed in Crete.

Crete's-marine

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/finnicus1

📅︎ Mar 23 2020

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"What do you call someone who used to live in Crete?

An ex-Cretion!" it was easily the best joke tonight at supper.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/johnpauljones987

📅︎ Nov 27 2013

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