Arabians Puns

A list of puns related to "Arabians"

I've started my new diet. It's called the Saudi Arabian cannibal diet...

You just have a Sheikh for breakfast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Where do Arabian leaders like to eat?

Sheikh Shack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dasvott
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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A Saudi Arabian captain was warming up his ships engines before heading out on patrol, when the religion police came and arrested him and his crew...

They were charged with "Idle Warship".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cry2Laugh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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An Arabian woman got punished for smoking weed ...

She was stoned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Correcc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2018
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Have you heard of the Saudi Arabian spinoff of Everybody loves Raymond?

Everybody loves Ramadan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pman6543
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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I became close to a Saudi Arabian girl I met online.

Now She wants to be friends on Eyebook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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Why are arabian rulers are such jerks?

Because they are dick-tators

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benelkal
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Two Saudi Arabians wanted to go on a trip. The guy asks his friend "Want to go South?" He replied "Yemen."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnotherNihm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What do you give an injured Arabian to make him feel better?

Ahmed bag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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What does an Arabian milkman love drinking?

Milkshaikh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheyCallMeEWH
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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A Saudi Arabian investment group just purchased Hobby Lobby.

It will now be called Wahabi Lobby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pickles17
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2017
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Arabian people use their phones way too much

They need to learn how to talk fez to fez

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J_A_C_O_B
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2016
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Did you hear about the Arabian dairy farmer?

He was a milk sheikh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2017
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What does the Saudi arabian king drink when he goes to McDonald's?

A milksheikh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeddyTiger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2015
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So my friend, dad of 3, always sends me jokes. But he's not giving me the answer to this one. I figured the dad community might be able to help me with this one.

A man is trapped in a cylindrical room, 8 feet in diameter, 10 feet high and no ceiling. He's out in the middle of Arabian desert where no one can hear him...how does he escape?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatrickJamesYu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2016
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Dad just wants to be helpful

Me: (Regarding a spray can) Give it a solid shake

Dad: That could be tough

Me: Why?

Dad: You generally need a Saudi Arabian sculptor to carve you a Solid Sheikh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThanHowWhy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2014
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