Apparently there was a crime that happened on the airplane that led to the plane crashing into the ocean.
The police are trying to investigate to figure out how it all went down.
Each year 100 million birds die in the US by crashing into Windows...
I guess you could call them Blue Screens of Death.
doctor 1: this sailor broke his nose from crashing onto land.
doctor 1: Luckily they're just mariner injuries.
doctor 2: are you shore? they seem pretty bad to me.
doctor 1: nonsense, you can seafarer self.
It was a sunny day out on the lake. I'd forgotten my cap. Luckily, I had a flyer from the local department store. I folded it into a hat with a shade for my eyes, thus making it easier to guide the boat without crashing it.
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull...
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
Why didn't Henry Ford drink after crashing his car?
Why do US Navy vessels keep crashing?
Because America has no sensor ship.
WhatsApp keeps crashing on my phone and won’t run properly, so I’ve downloaded something called “The Bugs Bunny” to fix it…
Did you hear about the Coca Cola truck crashing into the sheep farm?
How do scientists measure things crashing into each other?
If a boat is on trial for crashing into a dock...
...does it get a jury of its piers? Because that seems a little unfair
On seeing a video of a dude jumping on a table, slipping, and crashing to the ground
"You know what that's called? Parfloor"
Dad dropped this one on us yesterday when we were watching a video clip of someone crashing his race car.
Presenter: "The driver sustained no permanent injuries."
Dad: "Because he died?"
A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway...
Police advise citizens to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals!
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called '1001 cures for itches."
I guess, I've got to start again from scratch.
What sound does a 747 make when it crash lands ?
What do Egyptian bus drivers buy when they crash?
Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it
What do you call it when a lorry of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?
Did you hear about the violent crash between the red ship and the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned!
Why did the chivalrous driver cause a car crash?
He didn't look at the light as it was changing.
What do you call a Tesla that was in a crash?
I don't know why people are afraid of flying...
Most crashes happen at ground level.
If a telescope crashed into a microscope
would it be a kaleidoscope?
So, 3 nuns die in a car crash and end up before the gates of St Peter....
St Peter says to the nuns "Given you are nuns and have devoted your life to good works you only need to answer a single question each to enter Heaven."
He looks to the first nun and asks "where did the first woman live?"
The first nun quickly replied "the garden of Eden".
St Peter nods approval and looks to the second nun "what was the name of the first woman?"
The second nun pauses for a second and then replies "Eve."
"Well done!" Says St Peter before turning to the third nun and saying "As the Mother Superior you should be able to answer this; what did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"
The Mother Superior furrows her brow and says "oh, that's a hard one".
"Correct!" Says St Peter. "You may enter."
Plane crashes into cemetery.
Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?
because he was flying solo and went look no hans...
What happened when the red boat crashed into the blue boat?
Why did the computer crash?
Why can’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re really good at it.
What’s a crash test dummy’s favorite song?
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor.
I was pulling my trailer over a steep hill and just as I started going downhill the trailer passed me and crashed at the bottom of the hill.
I guess it went down without a hitch
I taught my dog how to drive, but he had a crash
He forgot to put the car in bark
I read a story that a kid crashed a small airplane and survived.
Why don't we make the whole plane out of that kid?
I'm making a new documentary series on how to fly an aeroplane
We're currently filming the pilot
(1) What type of airplane bounces back up when it crash lands?
A man is walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:
Bump…
Bump…
Bump…
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
Bump…
Bump…
BUMP…
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home. The casket still bouncing quickly behind him.
Faster…
Faster…
FASTER…
Bump…
Bump…
BUMP…
He runs up to his door, fumbles with the keys, opens the door, rushes in and slams and locks the door behind him.
Rushing up the stairs to his bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding. His head is reeling. His breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup as the casket!
And…
The coffin stops….
I designed a crash proof jet plane, its made completely out of rubber.
A man purposely crashed two passenger trains, killing hundreds. Why didn’t he get the electric chair?
Turns out he was a really bad conductor.
What do fish say when they crash into a wall?
Crashed my bike into a wall today...
That’s wheelie unfortunate.
The oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!
Breaking news, plice van crashes into cement mixer
A police van carrying 12 convicts crashed into a cement mixer.
Police are now looking for a dozen hardened criminals.
"A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load.
Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralysed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, nonplussed, flabbergasted, astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, speechless, and perplexed.
What happens when you crash your fancy new car?
If you want to test how well vehicles perform during automobile crashes...
You have to be a real dummy.
Breaking news: Irish officials have reported that a passenger 747 has crashed into a Belfast cemetery. Investigators have discovered over ten thousand dead bodies at the scene. One local witness at a nearby pub claimed it was a Guinness record.
To be sure. I’ll let myself out.....
Before the crash, I use to be a a pretty good stand up comedian
Now I'm a sit down comedian.
What is the worst way to learn driving ?
I've just seen a traffic accident in town, a police car crashed into a fire engine.
I was going to call for an ambulance, but that might've been asking for trouble.
Why was the computer so angry?
It had a chip on its shoulder.
Why do we test seat belts with crash test dummies ?
A truck carrying Worcestershire sauce crashed the other day. The dispatcher asked for the situation
The officer replied: “It’s hard to say”
Chewbacca crashed the Millenium Falcon the first time he flew it.
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called '1,001 cures for itches.'
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
What happened when the red ship and the blue ship crashed
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