Just Dad Joked my Geology Class

While learning about atoms, my instructor said that covalent bonds were the strongest bonds. I said, "I always thought Sean Connery was the strongest Bond." So many groans. I could feel the eye rolls. I love being the old guy in class.

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My coworker just went full dad.

What's the chemical name for the stuff inside a fire hydrant?

-H2O

What's the chemical name for the stuff outside the hydrant?

-K9P

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