But it'd cost me an arm and a leg.
Nobody nose
Cyndi Larper.
Phony Stark
They are 2D too.
It was a Carbonite copy!
He was a little Strange.
I’m worried about my cousin. He’s 28 with a good job. Has a lot in common with me (nerdy habits: board games, gaming conventions, anime etc). Unfortunately I have recently learned that he is one of those poor souls obsessed with Belle Delphine. Apparently it started out innocently enough. My cousin is into cosplay. He’s into girls. Ooh, there’s cosplay girls on the internet? What began as a YouTube channel subscription and a few dozen likes on Instagram has progressed into something much more serious. This man is spending money. My cousin’s social media accounts have recently featured pictures of him with his Belle Delphine merch. T-shirts, body pillows, there’s even some kind of bed spread/comforter with her googly-eyed tongue-outy face on it. Did you know that Belle Delphine briefly partnered with Tom’s shoes for a limited edition series of footwear? I knew that, because my cousin won’t shut up about how he bought them all. He’s got at least three jars of dirty bath water and a gaming keyboard with her face on it. It’s really sad. I think the isolation of the pandemic really exacerbated his behavior. He says that he and Belle are destined to be together. For my part, I’m telling him that this isn’t healthy behavior, and I’m encouraging him to seek counseling. I’m convinced he has a mental health issue like Obsessive Love Disorder or Erotomania. Afterall, he does have all of the Simp Toms.
May divorce be with you.
I told him to gopher it.
Just go buy some milk late at night!
Often, she's a hoe.
I haven't convinced her yet but I feel like it could really spruce things up
they always put an act
She wanted to go as the opening credits and start by painting it on her face.
Then she got discouraged, “I can’t just paint it all dark with words on it, that’s blackface!”
I told her, “No, that’s typeface.”
Finally, some character development!
I told them I was a crossplayer
that's it, that's the joke. from my dad. he was in tears about it.
He wanted a picture with him so i asked the guy if he allowed Flash photography...
So I put on hulk cosplay and I send a pic of myself to pops
Dad? Guess whose this?? <<
>> A virgin.
Fml
Bill Cosplay
He was talking about cosplays. I interrupted and said "What about sinplays and tanplays?"
Cue a few seconds of silence, then "OH MY GOD"
Pull up. See some Death Note cosplayers walking into the building. Suddenly hear dad as we exit the car, "YEAH! GO BUSINESSMAN!"
Goddammit, dad. Just let this whole place know you don't belong here.
My dad has been growing a moustache for Movember, and I commented on it.
Me: You know, you should grow a Lenin beard; it'd suit you.
Him: Really?
Me: Yeah, you could cosplay as Lenin and go to conventions! Hey, you could go to CommieCon! [satisfied grin]
