Christmas cookies

Nailed a few dad jokes today…

First my wife and I were icing sugar cookies. We had two Christmas trees and she was using red icing.

So I said, “use the red.” And she says, “Res trees?” To which I replied, “they’d be redwoods.” Wife eyerolled.

Second, we’re making chocolate thingys. Blob of chocolate with a circular pretzel inset. She was adding little Christmas tree shaped decorations to the top of each one. I said, “Do we call these tree rings?”

More groaning.

It’s good to be a dad.

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