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πŸ‘€︎ u/HenningBerge
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2014
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Why was the square dance fiddler arrested for smuggling?

Because of his contra band...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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what do you call an orchestra on drugs?

contra-band

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πŸ‘€︎ u/excalibur039
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Bob takes a stroll while talking about an old shoot 'em up

Yeah, he's a walking Contra-diction.

Alternative for the logic nerds:

Bob is always honest, and he says he doesn't like shoot 'em ups. His identical twin Joe says he loves shoot 'em ups. How do we know Joe is honest? Because if something is true, then so is its Contra-positive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceMetalPunk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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My dad got me after my band/orchestra concert last night

important, my family speaks Spanish

After my school's Christmas concert, I went out to eat with my family. They were asking me about some people who were announced for having made it into the All-State Band and Orchestra, one of which was a string bass player (contrabajo in Spanish).

I told them: "Si... Ella toca contrabajo. (Yes... She plays string bass.)"

And my dad replies: "ΒΏPues si toca con trabajo, porque la aceptaron? (Well if she plays with difficulty, why did they accept her?)"

TL;DR: Contrabajo = string bass, con trabajo = with difficulty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ROTCnaziBandgeek
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2014
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Why did the old school french-spanish gamer refuse to abandon his teammate?

Because he was all about the con ami code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnCaptainBlue
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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