The project was dew the next day.
You will be mist…..
He said "dew outta trees ain't bad!"
Please call, the kettle is always on.
You may be entitled to condensation.
But it'll make dew.
He will be mist 🥺
They may be entitled to condensation
You may be entitled to condensation!!
Condensed Milk
I asked if she wanted it for the condensed milk.
Actually happened today because she had this crazy idea of raising miniature cows.
It was brought up on condensed milk.
She feels that she is entitled to condensation.
You may be eligible for condensation.
(Technically I haven't heard any joke before, but...)
I was telling my dad about tactile sign, which is what deafblind people use to communicate. It is like signing condensed ASL with someone's hands on yours, and it is what I plan on specializing in when I am a Certified Deaf Interpreter. He brought up Helen Keller and the conversation went as follows.
Dad: "But how many people can really do that? How many people could really communicate with Helen Keller?"
Me: "Well-"
Dad: "PROBABLY JUST A HANDFUL!"
I'm borderline convinced he deafened me as an infant in hopes that someday the set up for this joke would present itself.
First off a six-parter
- If there are 500 rocks on a plane and you throw one out, how many are left? A: 499
- How do you get an elephant into a fridge? This is a three part process A: open the door, put in the elephant, close the door.
- How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? This is a four part process A: open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, close the door.
- All the animals go to heaven for a meeting, but one can't come, why not? A: the giraffe, it's in the fridge.
- A weak old lady has to cross a river full of alligators, how does she get across? A: the alligators are at the meeting in heaven.
- As soon as the old lady gets across the river she dies, how? A: the rock fell on her head.
No 2 A real cool guy walks into a cafe. He wearing sunglasses, tidy haircut, but just a super cool guy all round. He orders a glass of condensed milk and puts it on his table. Next time the waitress walks past he asks for a glass of black coffee. Now he has a glass of milk and a glass of coffee next to each other, this guy is real cool. Next time the waitress walks past he orders a glass of ice. She's happy to do that for this dude because he is so cool. He mixes the milk and coffee with the ice and stirs with his little spoon. Looks good. The old man that owns the cafe walks up to him and says, 'I see your in the Navy". How did he know?
A: he was wearing a naval uniform.
Anyone know similar nonsense?
Have you been wearing glasses during the pandemic?!? Have you been wearing your mask?!? You may be entitled to condensation.
Something just popped up on my laptop and gave me a jump-scare. I said "Oh Fudge, what is that?" My GF replied with "It's a sweet made from sugar, butter and condensed milk".
If so, you may be entitled to condensation
-Not OC-
Did you ever hear about the water in the atmosphere that tried to break the rules of condensation?
It wasn't a cloud.
"A little less condensation, a little more traction."
but it’ll make dew.
If so, you may be entitled to condensation
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
You may be entitled to condensation.
You may be entitled to condensation.
If so, you might be entitled to condensation.
You might be entitled to condensation
... condensed milk.
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
You may be eligible for condensation.
You may be entitled to condensation.
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
If you, or a loved one, wear glasses and are being forced to wear a mask, you may be entitled to condensation.
You may be entitled to condensation
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
