My wife is reppin the realest hood since Compton

Motherhood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Straight Outta Compton Joke

Commercial comes on TV and my dad asks me who that movie is about. I told him that Ice Cube is one of the main characters, and he is played by his son in the movie.

His response: "What's his name? Crushed Ice?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigsho504
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2016
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I was born straight out of Compton.

Compton just happens to be my mother's maiden name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perniciousus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2015
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Dad joke straight outta compton

My buddies and I have a group chat going. One guy mentions how he downloaded Dillon Francis' new album and how shared it with us on Facebook. I asked him if he had Dr. Dre's new album so I could get it, but he said he forgot to look it up.

Another dude in the chat says, "so you forgot about Dre?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourchingoo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2015
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What favourite song does a cat from Compton like to listen to?

Fuck Da Purrlice!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mittyboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2015
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4 hours into our road trip

Dad: "Oh look, we're entering the French Ghetto" Me: looks up and sees sign for town called LeCompton Many Groans were had

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oc0119
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2014
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So I'm texting this girl that I've been seeing

Currently watching the movie Straight Outta Compton while texting this girl that I have a date with tomorrow night.

She mentioned that she is drinking a glass of wine but put a bunch of ice in it. Six big cubes.

I responded with "wow 6 ice cubes? This movie that I'm watching only has one ice cube in it"

She laughed. Looks like our future's set.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDeez444
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2016
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