It was a baseless accusation
They've just been out of the loop for too long.
A fabric
- Durex
Brazil. They brought 8 Brazilian athletes.
..Discus
I took gold, silver and bronze.
I will call it βPick Your Noseβ
Two Italian restaurants operated on the same street. The other chef was certain that the other one had stolen his recipes so he payed a visit at his competitorβs restaurant.
He got served with nice plate of spaghetti and the waitress said: βThis full pl8, Iβm sure you can appreci8. Itβs so gr8. Now just dig in donβt hesit8, I sure you donβt want to w8β.
The chef looked at the waitress and asked: βIs that a copypasta?β
There was a lot of beef between the competitors.
a posh trophy
"Should I have chicken, soup, or pizza?"
"Absolutely. Chicken Super Pizza sounds awesome."
I bet his competitors will be annoyed at how much they need to lift their game.
I was telling my Dad about a race I had done today and how the big gym that had sponsored the event had but on free bacon sandwiches for all the competitors.
He stopped me mid-sentence with
"That was kind of him - Big Jim"
From a trademark case filed by Zatarain's (the jambalaya guys) regarding competitor's "Chicken Fry" and "Fish Fry". Zatarain's lost at the district level and appealed.
"Battered, but not fried, Zatarain's appeals from the adverse judgment on several grounds."
I audibly groaned.
Whenever one of the competitors falls, I say "Ouch! I hope he hasn't done himself a ninjury!"
I'm not a dad, but I'm an uncle thrice over so I hope that counts.
