Common pun but still makes me laugh
What's the most common word that only contains one letter?
What is the most common outfit for lawyers to wear ?
Lance isn't a very common name these days
But in the medieval times people were called Lancelot
What do Egyptian Pharaoh's and sandwich filling have in common?
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
What do Catholics and Klingons have in common?
What do hospital gowns and insurance have in common?
You think you're covered, but, you're not.
A very common male fantasy is to have 2 women at the same time.
One to cook and one to clean.
What is the most common nationality of the people who manufacture fake pubic hair for tv and movies?
My wife tested my knowledge of common household herbs, and I’m happy to say I got 4 out of 5 right.
What do the Equalizer and John Wick have in common?
Both like schooling bad people (One with a pencil, one with a book)
What do a broken hard drive and a baby have in common?
When you visit Boston, what do the street magicians and fish wives have in common?
They will both insist that you “pick a cod”
What do Donald Trump and a pigeon have in common?
They’re both big fans of coos.
What does your little sibling and Q have in common?
They will always rely on U
(props to my middle school student for making this one up). We start with a top r/dadjokes every morning for advisory - I'm slowly convincing them that dad jokes are the best jokes
What do the Titanic and the Sixth sense have in common?
Icy dead people
Credit to b3ta
What does a deaf man and a gynecologist have in common?
What does Sean Connery, a playground, a concrete company, baseball, and folks without technology have in common
What does (do?) a spider and a grape have in common?
Everything, except one has 8 legs and the other is a grape.
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow
What do designer jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
What do positively charged particles have in common with professional sumo wrestling teams?
What's the most common form of Owl on Owl attack?
What do breast pumps and I statements have in common?
They help you express yourself.
I just invented a new number puzzle game that is reminiscent of another commonly known game!
What do Red Lobster shrimp and a car dealership have in common?
They’ve both been detailed
What do a Unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?
They are both a Fanta Sea
What does my six year old and an old British car have in common?
They both love to stall when you need to go somewhere.
What do a mechanic and a lesbian have in common?
What's common between strippers and giants?
They both grind men's bones to make bread
What does the 50 yard line and a toilet have in common?
What do Cats and Pirates both have in common?
They both like Yarrrrrr'n
What do artists and cabinets have in common?
What do you call it when two Vietnamese people with common names get married?
A Nguyen-Nguyen situation
What's the most common blood type in Canada?
What do all new Reddit Accounts have in common with the new MacBook Air?
What is the most common misspelled blood group ?
What kind of gun is common in Canada?
What does a vampire and a person who wears a mask have in common?
They both can't see their face in the mirror.
What does a Linkin Park fan and a Buddhist monk have in common?
They both know that in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name.
What do Winnie the Pooh, Alexander the Great, and Ivan the Terrible have in common?
They all have the same middle name.
What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
What do Cats and Pirates have in common?
They both like Yarrrrrr'n
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