I said, "I'll call you back."
***Pew***berty, in other words.
I said, “Can I call you Back?”
Article of clothing
Because he preferred things arranged by row.
I guess I'm header-row-sexual
They cause a row.
A caught-a-pillar!
A caterpillar
Credit: Me
So that's what we'll call 'em!
Ian
...but I stand corrected
Because of all the columns and rows!
The door opened and I said: "After you my dear". Her response: "Thank you my elk"!
It took me a while to realize it, but damn I'm proud.
Edit: Geez thanks for all the entertaining comments, I woke up to a plethora of notifications! I appreciate it everyone.
Me: You can't wear those to school.
Him: Why not?
Me: Some kids have "Peanuts" allergies.
I saw it in the hobbituary column
You column.
So there was this hitman named Arti, renown for his very affordable prices. One day, he gets 3 contracts. He follows them around, keeping track of their daily habits, and finds that each of them go to the the grocery store after work at the same time.
Planning to get all 3 at once, he makes him move and like always, was extremely successful.
The next day, the headlines read, "Arti Chokes 3 for a dollar at Safeway"
But I column like I see 'em.
Driving into work, we see a vehicle with stickers for oars/boats on it placed in a horizontal manner.
Wife: "Looks like that guy likes to row."
Me: "Huh. I prefer columns myself."
Wife: (groan) "So, you like to column?"
Me: "Yeah, on the phone. I leave a message if I can't get a hold of 'em."
Wife: (GROAN) "You're the worst...but I love you."
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in hand, column connected to the crotch of his pants.
Bartender says "isn't that steering wheel bothering ya, buddy?"
And the pirate goes "yarr, it's drivin' me nuts"
http://i.imgur.com/TAQtabb.jpg
Check out the third column, first full paragraph.
Original post: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/201xze/in_honor_of_my_fantastic_grandfather_who_passed/
