Help needed for a colour pun
I'm currently developing a game for my studies based on the old windows Game Pipe Dream (or Pipe Mania). It is two player and competitive where each player works for one of two rival companies. The game has a steampunk theme and each company is represented by a different colour. Green is Greenpunk Industries. I need your help, pun masters of reddit, in coming up with a pun for the Blue company.
Just some jokes about colours
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
What’s green and smells like red paint?
Whats red and bad for your teeth
I was diagnosed with colour blindness today,
- I tell you, that came right out of the purple.
Colours making a phone call...
Green green, green green....Yellow!
What colour is the wind
What’s grey and can’t fly
Some colourful language right here
You know that theory about no two people see colours exactly the same way...
Surely it's a pigment of their imagination ?
If a speck of colour on your clothes is called a stain,
Is paintball a form of Enterstainment?
Jesus was an automobile enthusiast and had a car he really loved. Everytime Jesus went to visit his parents, he would return with his car sporting a new colour
His father was a Carpainter
Why couldn’t the colour blind man sell ice cream?
Man looks everywhere for his colourful tie when his wife tells him "I'm afraid you can't wear it anymore". "Why?"
What colour is a bear's socks?
They don't wear socks.
They have bear feet.
My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world.
I told him to stop seeing things in black and white.
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes to cyan before they die.
"I was teaching my son colours while I drove him to school."
"Primary?"
"No, he's in college."
“Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Do you want to colour your hair?”
Bond: No time to Dye. Dye another day.
What's blue in colour and not heavy?
What colour is an instruction to cry out in pain?
The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom.
Until they are flashing behind you.
My friend, Hugh, asked me if I was colour-blind.
"Where are you?" I replied.
BREAKING NEWS The M6 has become blocked after a truck shed its load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes...
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery.
While my kids were colouring with markers I fell asleep on the couch. The little buggers thought it would be funny to draw all over my face to make me look like "the devil". I woke up and went to the grocery store to do our weekly shopping & didn't realise what had happened until I got home.
Every time my wife gets her hair coloured at the hairdresser’s, she records it on her phone.
I think she watches the highlights later.
What colour screams hello?
Purple is my favorite colour!
I like it more than blue and red combined.
An alternative... was that A'Tuin was crawling from the Birthplace to the Time of Mating. When they arrived they would briefly and passionately mate, for the first and only time, and from that fiery union new turtles would be born to carry a new pattern of worlds.
This was known as the Big Bang hypothesis.
Joke by Terry Pratchett, ‘The Colour of Magic’, Prologue.
How can you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
Credit goes to Puns on Facebook. I am partly colour blind and this is f’in funny!
What do you call a colour you made up?
A pigment of your imagination
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.
What's the association for gay colours called?
What is blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Edit : Thanks for the silver and gold
Edit 2 : Wow that blue up
Edit 3 : I never type "thanks for the ..." line, but since silver is also a colour, I did.
What hair colour did the old Greeks have?
There's a Crayola colour called Benedict Cumberblue
They should make a batch of those.
My wife hates the colour of her hair...
She's dyeing to change it.
I just found out I’m colour blind.
The diagnosis came out of the purple.
My optician has just told me I'm colour blind...
Well that came completely out of the green!
I didn't know test tubes were this colourful.
I misunderstood the purpose of the colour conference...
It was a red hearring, so I blue myself for nothing.
If buttercups are yellow, what colour are hiccups?
Today i drank food colouring and my docter said i would be fine
But I felt like I dyed a little inside.
If Green = Spring, Red = Summer, Orange = Autumn, and Blue = Winter, which colour is the wettest?
As a colour blind person, my favourite film is definitely Clockwork Magenta.
They killed the colourful whale on porpoise!
What do you call a person of colour?
Now he has a colourful personality!
what do you call a ship shaped like a colourful llama
What do you call a chameleon that doesn’t change colours ?
Did you know Boy George gets upvotes for wearing a colour changing jacket?
It's cos he's a karma........no, I can't do it.......it's just too bad
Champagne (colour) supernova (car) if anyone didn’t know
A new study has found that white envelopes tend to be delivered faster than envelopes of any other colour
I guess you could say that there's...
white mail privilege
Coloured my "Hippopottymouth" pun
My doctor told me I was colour blind today.
That news really came out of the yellow.
My friend and I got kicked out of a NBA game because we went dressed in brightly coloured chicken suits.
Two flagrant fowls means an automatic ejection.
Do you know some words (like color/colour or favorite/ favourite) are spelled differently in the US than in the UK?
It's because when the United States declared independence, they said, "we don't want u anymore."
MRW I see someone give a person with Parkinson’s a colouring book.
Recently found out I was colour blind.
All this time, I had no idea! It came right out of the purple.
My son said he coloured himself with a highlighter pen from the neck upwards during work today.
I think it's a bold-faced lie.
How does the colour of a pine tree change in central China?
Do you know what happened to the man who coloured his hair?
What do you call a colourful Jew?
5 Terrible Puns
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It was an emotional wedding.
Even the cake was in tiers.
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If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a…
Guardian of the Galaxy
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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”.
I got 48,500 matches.
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I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night.
I ended up dying inside.
So, I'm studying human perception as it relates to colour, right?
And the thing about eyes, sight, and light is that nobody really knows what colour anything is.
What we think of as colour is actually light reflecting off a surface in the visible light spectrum- nothing is inherently colourful on its own. So everything we see is actually in our own heads. Transfered light is reflecting off objects, into our eyes and being read/perceived by the brain as 'colour'.
It's all a pigment of our imagination.
Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food colouring.
The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Green is my favourite colour
I like it better than blue and yellow combined
I don't understand why Americans spell 'Flavour' as 'Flavor' or 'Colour' as 'Color'
What is the colour of a ghost’s washroom?
Paul McCartney has decided to admit he's getting older and stop colouring his hair and has been spotted with his new grey mop top
Before he got dye with a little help from his friends
Now it can't dye me love
I finally found out why Nurses Cary red crayons
Incase they have to Draw blood.
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes to cyan before they die.
Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?
Janes Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.
It is said no two people see a colour the same
It's al just a pigment of your imagination
Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?
James Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.
Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?
James Bond: No thank you. Dye
another day.
What is the colour of the wind?
I was diagnosed as colour blind today.
It really came out of the purple.
The local motorway has become blocked after a lorry shed it's load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
What do you call a Chameleon who can't change colours?
My doctor told me I'm colour blind
It totally came out the purple....
What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colours anymore?
I was doing shots of food colouring last night.
What do you call it when a chameleon can’t change colours?
What’s blue and not heavy
My optician's just told me I'm colour blind.
It's come completely out of the green.
I drank some food colouring yesterday.
Whats it called when a chameleon can't change it's colours anymore?
I was diagnosed as being colour blind the other day
It came right out of the purple
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