What is the colour of wind?

Blew.

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I've just bought my wife a new coat, that's all the colours of the Spectrum.

Black, with grey rubber buttons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes when they die.

Cyan-aura.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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You know that theory about no two people see colours exactly the same way...

Surely it's a pigment of their imagination ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Help! I started arranging them by artist but that wasn’t right. Then by title, but that wasn’t right either. Nor by colour. Nor alphabetically by first track title. Finally, I arranged them by number of tracks, but I just couldn’t get them in the right order. So I got rid of them all. Do I have 0CD?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjoojjoojj
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Why couldn’t the colour blind man sell ice cream?

His cones don’t work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world.

I told him to stop seeing things in black and white.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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What colour's the wind?

Blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tommosx56
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom.

Until they are flashing behind you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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My wife hates the colour of her hair...

She's dyeing to change it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelummx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What's the association for gay colours called?

RGBT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustKebab
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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If Green = Spring, Red = Summer, Orange = Autumn, and Blue = Winter, which colour is the wettest?

The Spring-colour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravisandesu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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I misunderstood the purpose of the colour conference...

It was a red hearring, so I blue myself for nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ruminino
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Do you know some words (like color/colour or favorite/ favourite) are spelled differently in the US than in the UK?

It's because when the United States declared independence, they said, "we don't want u anymore."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlakaDAYUM
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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How does the colour of a pine tree change in central China?

It starts beige-ing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CVSSR
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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There is a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way ipfs.pics/QmZbKhZGWtorqCM…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yousosweg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2015
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I was diagnosed as being colour blind the other day

It came right out of the purple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteStarfish
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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Why couldn't the chameleon change colour?

... because it had a reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/helloinvader
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2016
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What is the colour of a ghost’s washroom?

Boo-loo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodium_hater
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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Just returned from the Opticians and I've been told I'm actually colour blind.

That came out of the orange.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MultipleScoregasm
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2017
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What's the most average colour?

Mediochre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoydOrr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2016
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What's the mathematician's favourite colour?

The hund red.

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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2014
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Of the importance of colours

I had written out something I was supposed to read out with the first pen I could find, which happened to be red.

When asked why I had used this colour, my answer was:

"Well, it has to be read, hasn't it?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earthlinkdilemma
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2014
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According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes to cyan before they die.

Cyan-aura.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a person’s aura changes to cyan before they die.

Cyan-aura.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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What colour is the wind?

Blew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cristinky420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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