Q: What do you do if a piece of purple fruit gets stuck in the drain and clogs it?
A: Call the plumber.
Q: What do you do if you live in a purple house and the lights go out?
A: Go to the fuchsia box.
Q: What do you do with unruly green kids?
A: Make them do limeout.
Q: Why did the purple family have to move out?
A: They were plum too loud, excessively violet with one another, and were fuschiatives of the law.
(I've posted these on various places on the web outside of Reddit over the years under various screen names.)
My team color is maroon and we need a team name! Color puns are desired
It was cyantifically proven
Red, because it is always redy
He had a reptile dysfunction
The doctor says I’m fine but I feel like I dyed a little inside.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
A limousine
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder? Wife: ...
It's a gray area.
But when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
It blue my mind.
that came completely out of the orange
Yep. Apparently it's purple.
My afghan is tan.
Dye of the dead!
It really came out of the purple.
If you don’t believe me, just go check some toadstool.
He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
a-reptile-disfunction.
Yeah it blue up.
I see red people
Hue Hue Hue.
edit: im dumb
My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.
It was always so jaded.
Reptile dysfunction
Yellow, because they certainly seem to color the furniture in it a lot.
They are the only colors I see.
I charged for the labor but not the paint. The homeowner said, “why didn’t you charge for the paint?” I said, “don’t worry about the paint. It’s on the house.”
