Collard Greens

My Mom, Dad, and I were sitting down for dinner and we started serving ourselves.

Mom: This Collard greens recipe is really good.

Me: I bet, I like collard greens.

Dad: Me too, I like crewneck greens as well.

It took us a second but the groans and eyerolls were inevitable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yogriffman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2016
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My husband and I were making dinner, and I asked him what I should cook the collards in.

He suggested I use "former Chairman of the Federal Reserve, Alan Greens-pan".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pactrina
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2014
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Who is the best dressed vegetable in the market?

Collard Greens.

Though, you should see the dress his girlfriend wore. It was radishing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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