My Mom, Dad, and I were sitting down for dinner and we started serving ourselves.
Mom: This Collard greens recipe is really good.
Me: I bet, I like collard greens.
Dad: Me too, I like crewneck greens as well.
It took us a second but the groans and eyerolls were inevitable.
He suggested I use "former Chairman of the Federal Reserve, Alan Greens-pan".